If you are 17 and live in Albertslund, what can you become? Maybe you can study in a bakery.
That’s one of the worst things about getting old. That people allow themselves to die before you.
Elegance is not about being noticed, it’s about being remembered.
Picking your nose does not make you a bad person. It is what you do afterward that defines you.
Isn’t it great to see so many men in bike shorts?
Just because you’re unique, doesn’t mean you’re useful.
It’s okay to be a little fucked up in the head. We all are. It’s only when you’re fucked up in the heart that makes you a piece of shit.
Never listen to girls on how to get girls. If you’re trying to catch fish you don’t ask another fish. You ask the Fisherman.
If one is not happy with oneself, then why should others be?
Keep your heels head and standards high.
These are two humans who, by technology and science, have created ways that can fight crime and get rid of bad people. However, In that contest, my money’s on Iron Man because he invented everything that he uses. Batman, however, has engineers.
Bad publicity is better than no publicity at all
The pill is one of the biggest advances I’ve seen.
When I get in the ring, I have no sympathy for my opponent. I am there to win.
Over the years, those who have seemed to me to be the most happy, contented and fulfilled have always been the people who have lived the most outgoing and unselfish lives.
Do you ever miss yourself? The person you were before you had your first heartbreak or before you got betrayed by a person you trusted? I do.
Too much learning can crack even the freshest!
I can’t give you the formula for success, but I can give you the formula for failure: Try to please everybody.
Ride as much or as little, or as long or as short as you feel. But ride.
You can’t start the next chapter of your life if you keep rereading the last one.
People think my life has been hard, but I think it’s been a wonderful journey. The older you get, the more you realize that it’s not about what happens, but how you deal with it.
The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.
It doesn’t get any easier, you just get faster.
One of the things I can’t get my hands on is something like “Mothers’ Clubs”, where instead of reading a book and walking in nature with their babies, they sit and talk about vomit and nappies and burping with other like-minded people and get nowhere. I think it bothers me a little in the women’s area.
If they want to be with sour and awkward people during their vacation, well, then they should probably choose another travel agency.