Brøndby is a good municipal brand. Now they just need to become a good football brand.
We know the reward is peace on earth, goodwill toward men, but we cannot win it without determination and concerted effort.
I clearly remember the first time I had sex. I still have the receipt at home.
Set the bar high for your goals and don’t stop until you get there.
Don’t buy upgrades, ride up grades.
Some people believe that football is a matter of life and death. I am very disappointed with this attitude. I can guarantee that it is much more important than that.
Champions play until they reach their goal.
I wish I was a cow eating grass in a field. No rent. No job. No college. Just moo.
If you live for weekends or vacations, your shit is broken.
Never stop being a good person because of bad people.
Picking your nose does not make you a bad person. It is what you do afterward that defines you.
It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize that there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.
It has always been easy to hate and destroy. To build and to cherish is much more difficult.
In the band, we only drink three drinks a day: two golden beers and a bottle of port.
It doesn’t get any easier, you just get faster.
If you absolutely don’t have time to make your own mayonnaise, Hellmann’s Mayonnaise is the only store-bought mayonnaise that will do.
They say it’s the white man I should fear, but it’s my own kind doing all the killing here.
I don’t think you should think too much about the fact that time is passing and you’re not a teenager anymore. Then you just get plagued and get even more wrinkles and look even more grumpy and sad.
I don’t trust anyone who’s nice to me but rude to the waiter. Because they would treat me the same way if I were in that position.
Haters are a good problem to have. Nobody hates the good ones. They hate the great ones.
Life isn’t perfect but your outfit can be.
I may offend some people, but about 80% of people are idiots. At least when it comes to money.
Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
People think my life has been hard, but I think it’s been a wonderful journey. The older you get, the more you realize that it’s not about what happens, but how you deal with it.
Til we meet again, may God bless you. Adios.