The early bird catches the worm
In this house, I’m not famous. Because the dog doesn’t care. And my children hopefully appreciate me more for our regular interaction and conversations,
Never listen to girls on how to get girls. If you’re trying to catch fish you don’t ask another fish. You ask the Fisherman.
The early bird catches the worm. The early worm gets eaten.
I wish I was a cow eating grass in a field. No rent. No job. No college. Just moo.
Whoever said “Out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear in their bedroom.
It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize that there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.
There is always a bigger fish.
Only women, children, and dogs are loved unconditionally. A man is only loved under the condition he provides something.