I will splinter the CIA into a thousand pieces and scatter it into the wind.
You take your problems to a god, but what you really need is for the god to take you to your inner self.
Why do you see the splinter in your brother’s eye but don’t notice the beam in your own eye?
A man should only work 4 hours a day so he may have time to devote himself to the arts and sciences.
Style is a way to say who you are without having to speak.
My career always took me away from home, I was always away from home and I just wanted to be home.
I don’t dress up for boys. I dress up to stare at my reflection as I walk by store windows.
When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist.
One of the worst things that can happen to a journalist is a belief in authority.
Keep your heels head and standards high.
You may have had fun at the time teasing, but in fact it wasn’t much fun to be teased. But I thank you, somewhere, for having done it, because it made me take up something that I love to this day – and that no one, then or now, can take me away from.
Life is too short to wear boring clothes.
People walk differently in high heels. Your body sways to a different kind of tempo.
I may offend some people, but about 80% of people are idiots. At least when it comes to money.
By 2030, we will be working for as little as 15 hours a week.
His shiny ice flashes like the sword of Athens in the setting French evening sun.
The 4 day work week is inevitable within our time.
I don’t trust anyone who’s nice to me but rude to the waiter. Because they would treat me the same way if I were in that position.
Throughout my life, the message and teachings of Christ have been my guide and in them I find hope. It is my heartfelt prayer that you will continue to be sustained by your faith in times of trial and encouraged by hope in times of despair.
To me, clothing is a form of self-expression – there are hints about who you are in what you wear.
My family is so poor that we combined my father’s funeral with my 50th birthday.
I predict that by end of the 20th century, Americans will enjoy 13 weeks of vacation and a 4 day work week.
Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you like what you do, you will succeed.
Satire is meant to ridicule power. If you are laughing at people who are hurting, it’s not satire, it’s bullying.
Take from the poor and give to the rich – and the land will become richer. Take from the rich, and give to the poor – and the land will become poorer. The poor have it in them to scrape the money away.