Why do you see the splinter in your brother’s eye but don’t notice the beam in your own eye?
Keep your heels head and standards high.
You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.
Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you like what you do, you will succeed.
A woman with good shoes is never ugly.
Life is too short to wear boring clothes.
I’m called the poorest president, but I do not feel poor. Poor people are those who only work to try an expensive lifestyle and always want more and more.
The difference between style and fashion is quality.
People walk differently in high heels. Your body sways to a different kind of tempo.
Take from the poor and give to the rich – and the land will become richer. Take from the rich, and give to the poor – and the land will become poorer. The poor have it in them to scrape the money away.
Never listen to girls on how to get girls. If you’re trying to catch fish you don’t ask another fish. You ask the Fisherman.
A man should only work 4 hours a day so he may have time to devote himself to the arts and sciences.
I will splinter the CIA into a thousand pieces and scatter it into the wind.
His shiny ice flashes like the sword of Athens in the setting French evening sun.
For me, the life of Jesus Christ, the Prince of Peace, … is an inspiration and an anchor in my life.
My career always took me away from home, I was always away from home and I just wanted to be home.
Style is a way to say who you are without having to speak.
Each day is a new beginning, I know that the only way to live my life is to try to do what is right, to take the long view, to give of my best in all that the day brings, and to put my trust in God.
What can you get for a dollar? You can get piss and paper
When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist.
The 4 day work week is inevitable within our time.
I predict that by end of the 20th century, Americans will enjoy 13 weeks of vacation and a 4 day work week.
Satire is meant to ridicule power. If you are laughing at people who are hurting, it’s not satire, it’s bullying.
My family is so poor that we combined my father’s funeral with my 50th birthday.
I’ve never worried about my color. I never had the black thing. If the whole world was like this, maybe there would be more harmony and love. Maybe it is. I don’t have a problem with being black in a white country or being with my people.