Throughout my life, the message and teachings of Christ have been my guide and in them I find hope. It is my heartfelt prayer that you will continue to be sustained by your faith in times of trial and encouraged by hope in times of despair.
I may offend some people, but about 80% of people are idiots. At least when it comes to money.
A developed country is not a place where the poor have cars. This is where the rich use public transport.
I will splinter the CIA into a thousand pieces and scatter it into the wind.
The difference between style and fashion is quality.
You have to go through hell to be successful. There’s a reason the devil wears Prada.
Wearing unbranded and cheap clothes does not mean you are poor. Remember you have a family to feed, not a community to impress.
You may have had fun at the time teasing, but in fact it wasn’t much fun to be teased. But I thank you, somewhere, for having done it, because it made me take up something that I love to this day – and that no one, then or now, can take me away from.
Keep your heels head and standards high.
Satire is meant to ridicule power. If you are laughing at people who are hurting, it’s not satire, it’s bullying.
These are two humans who, by technology and science, have created ways that can fight crime and get rid of bad people. However, In that contest, my money’s on Iron Man because he invented everything that he uses. Batman, however, has engineers.
Never listen to girls on how to get girls. If you’re trying to catch fish you don’t ask another fish. You ask the Fisherman.
For me, the life of Jesus Christ, the Prince of Peace, … is an inspiration and an anchor in my life.
None of us can slow the passage of time; and while we often focus on all that has changed in the intervening years, much remains unchanged, including the Gospel of Christ and his teachings.
Cinderella is proof that a new pair of shoes can change your life.
They say it’s the white man I should fear, but it’s my own kind doing all the killing here.
Why do you see the splinter in your brother’s eye but don’t notice the beam in your own eye?
When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist.
You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.
I don’t trust anyone who’s nice to me but rude to the waiter. Because they would treat me the same way if I were in that position.
What can you get for a dollar? You can get piss and paper
My old, wise father once said: Freedom of speech is a right to write and speak, not a duty! But of course: Freedom of speech is by its nature unlimited, and it applies to everyone, even the stupid and provocative.
By 2030, we will be working for as little as 15 hours a week.
To me, clothing is a form of self-expression – there are hints about who you are in what you wear.
A man should only work 4 hours a day so he may have time to devote himself to the arts and sciences.