If you only want to see dog shit, then there is dog shit.
Maintain a natural gait even if you shit your pants
I thought I was stone rich, so I poured money out with both hands – and now I owe right and left.
Football is a fairly simple sport. 22 men chase a ball for 90 minutes and in the end the Germans win!
We had 99% of the game, it was the last 3% that cost us the victory.
A good person, there can not be too much of.
If someone says it’s raining and another person says it’s dry, it’s not your job to quote them both. Your job is to look out the fucking window and find out which is true.
It is better to be one of those who sometimes go wrong than one of those who do not go at all.
Picking your nose does not make you a bad person. It is what you do afterward that defines you.
We must screw down the expectations. We have to change our tactics and play with long balls
Bitter? No, it’s something we drink.
We did not underestimate them. They were just so much better than we expected.
It was nice you came, but it’s even nicer that you go
Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
A football player will not do well if he can not run around Funen without breathing.
Whoever said “Out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear in their bedroom.
My parents have been there for me ever since I was 7 years old.
Being a rock star isn’t all fun and games. That’s a lot of money, too.
They are the second best team in the world and there is no greater praise than this.
Courage is knowing it might hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same.
And that’s why life is hard.
You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.
I do not care if we lose every single match in the league as long as we win it
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, itøs probably crap.
I have never made a prediction, nor will I ever do so.
It’s okay to be a little fucked up in the head. We all are. It’s only when you’re fucked up in the heart that makes you a piece of shit.