If someone says it’s raining and another person says it’s dry, it’s not your job to quote them both. Your job is to look out the fucking window and find out which is true.
We had 99% of the game, it was the last 3% that cost us the victory.
I wish I was a cow eating grass in a field. No rent. No job. No college. Just moo.
I do not, in principle, comment on judges. Especially not him here.
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, itøs probably crap.
Courage is knowing it might hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same.
And that’s why life is hard.
You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.
We did not underestimate them. They were just so much better than we expected.
My parents have been there for me ever since I was 7 years old.
A good person, there can not be too much of.
Football is a fairly simple sport. 22 men chase a ball for 90 minutes and in the end the Germans win!
Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
It was nice you came, but it’s even nicer that you go
Bitter? No, it’s something we drink.
I thought I was stone rich, so I poured money out with both hands – and now I owe right and left.
A football player will not do well if he can not run around Funen without breathing.
It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize that there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.
I’m as happy as I can get – meeen I’ve been happier.
We must screw down the expectations. We have to change our tactics and play with long balls
Being a rock star isn’t all fun and games. That’s a lot of money, too.
Whoever said “Out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear in their bedroom.
It’s okay to be a little fucked up in the head. We all are. It’s only when you’re fucked up in the heart that makes you a piece of shit.
It is better to be one of those who sometimes go wrong than one of those who do not go at all.
If you only want to see dog shit, then there is dog shit.
They are the second best team in the world and there is no greater praise than this.