Football is a fairly simple sport. 22 men chase a ball for 90 minutes and in the end the Germans win!
There are some who claim that football is a matter of life and death. It’s an attitude that disappoints me. I can assure you that football is much more than that!
I’m as happy as I can get – meeen I’ve been happier.
Being a rock star isn’t all fun and games. That’s a lot of money, too.
I do not, in principle, comment on judges. Especially not him here.
It was nice you came, but it’s even nicer that you go
They are the second best team in the world and there is no greater praise than this.
I would like to play for an Italian club, such as Barcelona.
I wish I was a cow eating grass in a field. No rent. No job. No college. Just moo.
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, itøs probably crap.
I thought I was stone rich, so I poured money out with both hands – and now I owe right and left.
You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.
We had 99% of the game, it was the last 3% that cost us the victory.
Maintain a natural gait even if you shit your pants
A good person, there can not be too much of.
Courage is knowing it might hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same.
And that’s why life is hard.
It is better to be one of those who sometimes go wrong than one of those who do not go at all.
Bitter? No, it’s something we drink.
It’s okay to be a little fucked up in the head. We all are. It’s only when you’re fucked up in the heart that makes you a piece of shit.
Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
We did not underestimate them. They were just so much better than we expected.
Picking your nose does not make you a bad person. It is what you do afterward that defines you.
I do not care if we lose every single match in the league as long as we win it
If someone says it’s raining and another person says it’s dry, it’s not your job to quote them both. Your job is to look out the fucking window and find out which is true.
I have never made a prediction, nor will I ever do so.