Courage is knowing it might hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same.
And that’s why life is hard.
Football is a fairly simple sport. 22 men chase a ball for 90 minutes and in the end the Germans win!
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, itøs probably crap.
Whoever said “Out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear in their bedroom.
Picking your nose does not make you a bad person. It is what you do afterward that defines you.
I wish I was a cow eating grass in a field. No rent. No job. No college. Just moo.