What can you get for a dollar? You can get piss and paper
In a rain of dollar bills, anything can be done
Why fall in love, when you can fall asleep
I thought I was stone rich, so I poured money out with both hands – and now I owe right and left.
The hardest thing about doing good business is avoiding doing the bad ones.
And what happens when you go away? When life’s shirt gets too short? Where is the common thread? You have to become something!
Smart people learn from everything and everyone, average people from their experiences, stupid people already have all the answers.
Der er kun én succes – at kunne tilbringe dit liv på din egen måde.
Over the years, those who have seemed to me to be the most happy, contented and fulfilled have always been the people who have lived the most outgoing and unselfish lives.
My biggest beauty secret is to be happy with myself. I don’t use special creams or treatments – I use a little bit of everything. It’s a mistake to think you are what you put on yourself. I think a lot of how you look has to do with how you feel about yourself and your life. Happiness is the secret of beauty.
My family is so poor that we combined my father’s funeral with my 50th birthday.
I wish I was a cow eating grass in a field. No rent. No job. No college. Just moo.
The more you grow, the more you realize that nothing is more important than sleep.
My mom and dad didn’t love each other, so they were always fighting.
Courage is knowing it might hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same.
And that’s why life is hard.
Bitter? No, it’s something we drink.
I will never give in to old age until I get old. And I’m not old yet!
You can’t start the next chapter of your life if you keep rereading the last one.
I may offend some people, but about 80% of people are idiots. At least when it comes to money.
In the past, we learned to cope with challenges ourselves. Today, a lot of people younger than me are not resistant to the vicissitudes and emotional challenges of life. If you’ve been told all your life that it’s the others who should spoil you and keep you free of problems, you’re probably a very sober person emotionally.
Well but, everything has an end, and an earthworm it has two.
How many cars do I have? Do I also have to count the Volvos?
I’ve never given myself a lot of credit because of my relationship with Ike. I was just happy when I started to like myself – when I got divorced and took control of my life.
Being a rock star isn’t all fun and games. That’s a lot of money, too.
Money is not everything, only about 87.5 percent