How many cars do I have? Do I also have to count the Volvos?
Wearing cheap clothes or driving an old car doesn’t make you broke. You got a family to feed not a community to impress.
Stay away from negative people, they have a problem for every solution
If you’re a giver, remember to learn your limits. Because the takers don’t have any.
Grief is the price we pay for love.
My family is so poor that we combined my father’s funeral with my 50th birthday.
There are some who claim that football is a matter of life and death. It’s an attitude that disappoints me. I can assure you that football is much more than that!
In the past, we learned to cope with challenges ourselves. Today, a lot of people younger than me are not resistant to the vicissitudes and emotional challenges of life. If you’ve been told all your life that it’s the others who should spoil you and keep you free of problems, you’re probably a very sober person emotionally.
If a man says you’re ugly, he’s just mean. If a woman says you’re ugly, she’s just jealous. If a kid says you’re ugly, you’re ugly.
Some of life’s big questions: Where do we come from, where are we going and where do we put the empty bottles?
I have an agreement with Lilholt and Olsen that we always play a Dalton song when we’re out on a solo tour, as it costs 280 kroner in Koda tax. It’s not much, but for them it’s a lot.
You can’t start the next chapter of your life if you keep rereading the last one.
Der er kun én succes – at kunne tilbringe dit liv på din egen måde.
Life is like a game of chess. I don’t know how to play chess.
You start by saving up 100 million kroner and take it from there.
Life is not about waiting for the storm to subside. It’s about learning to dance in the rain.
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, itøs probably crap.
I’m as happy as I can get – meeen I’ve been happier.
Smart people learn from everything and everyone, average people from their experiences, stupid people already have all the answers.
That’s one of the worst things about getting old. That people allow themselves to die before you.
We never played hide and seek when we were children. No one ever bothered to look for us.
Do you ever miss yourself? The person you were before you had your first heartbreak or before you got betrayed by a person you trusted? I do.
When you get as old as I am and no longer have a husband or dog, and the children have long since left home, you can sit and get a little wiser by thinking. Then it’s time to edit your memories and start looking at your life again. First come the regrets, then come the wrongs you’ve done, mistakes you’ve made – and all the things you can sit and brood over if you’re already in a bad mood. But you can also understand people and contexts in a new way.
Even when your life seems most monotonous, what you do is always of real value — and importance to your fellow men.
All footballers are motivated by money – those who say otherwise are lying.