Over the years, those who have seemed to me to be the most happy, contented and fulfilled have always been the people who have lived the most outgoing and unselfish lives.
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, itøs probably crap.
How many cars do I have? Do I also have to count the Volvos?
Don’t just read the easy stuff. You may be entertained by it, but you will never grow from it.
Being a rock star isn’t all fun and games. That’s a lot of money, too.
What can you get for a dollar? You can get piss and paper
Don’t prepare the path for the child, prepare the child for the path.
It may be that you can not buy love for money – but you can buy something similar to confusion.
Compare yourself to who you were yesterday, not to who someone else is today.
My articles were based on something I wanted to change. Everyone has the right to a decent life, and I thought it was important to give vulnerable people support and confidence. I was brought up to respect other people.
My biggest beauty secret is to be happy with myself. I don’t use special creams or treatments – I use a little bit of everything. It’s a mistake to think you are what you put on yourself. I think a lot of how you look has to do with how you feel about yourself and your life. Happiness is the secret of beauty.
The pill is one of the biggest advances I’ve seen.
When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist.
Just because you’re unique, doesn’t mean you’re useful.
If a man says you’re ugly, he’s just mean. If a woman says you’re ugly, she’s just jealous. If a kid says you’re ugly, you’re ugly.
At my age, you think about the afterlife. I’m mostly inclined to think there’s nothing there, but sometimes I can’t help but let my imagination run wild. My good friend Ulla Steen says she believes that all of us who like each other meet in the big angel bar where we are expected. I see myself arriving at the angel bar, and there’s my father, my husband and my son, and one of them says: “There’s Lise. Now we are four again for a l’hombre.
If you’re a giver, remember to learn your limits. Because the takers don’t have any.
I’d say it’s been my biggest problem all my life.. it’s money. It takes a lot of money to make these dreams come true.
I’m as happy as I can get – meeen I’ve been happier.
It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize that there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.
In a rain of dollar bills, anything can be done
If we think that the way we live is good enough, then we’re completely wrong. You have to be able to doubt so that you can see that it can be done differently.
I’ve never worried about my color. I never had the black thing. If the whole world was like this, maybe there would be more harmony and love. Maybe it is. I don’t have a problem with being black in a white country or being with my people.
You can’t start the next chapter of your life if you keep rereading the last one.
Some of life’s big questions: Where do we come from, where are we going and where do we put the empty bottles?