In the band, we only drink three drinks a day: two golden beers and a bottle of port.
My biggest beauty secret is to be happy with myself. I don’t use special creams or treatments – I use a little bit of everything. It’s a mistake to think you are what you put on yourself. I think a lot of how you look has to do with how you feel about yourself and your life. Happiness is the secret of beauty.
The pill is one of the biggest advances I’ve seen.
The most memorable moments in life are the ones you never planned.
Never stop being a good person because of bad people.
It may be that you can not buy love for money – but you can buy something similar to confusion.
Being a rock star isn’t all fun and games. That’s a lot of money, too.
I’d say it’s been my biggest problem all my life.. it’s money. It takes a lot of money to make these dreams come true.
Wearing cheap clothes or driving an old car doesn’t make you broke. You got a family to feed not a community to impress.
People ask if it is difficult to play while drunk. It’s not, as long as you make sure you are when you practice.
I wish I was a cow eating grass in a field. No rent. No job. No college. Just moo.
The more you grow, the more you realize that nothing is more important than sleep.
I clearly remember the first time I had sex. I still have the receipt at home.
Courage is knowing it might hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same.
And that’s why life is hard.
You start by saving up 100 million kroner and take it from there.
In a rain of dollar bills, anything can be done
Well but, everything has an end, and an earthworm it has two.
When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist.
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, itøs probably crap.
What can you get for a dollar? You can get piss and paper
Bitter? No, it’s something we drink.
Accepting your nose is the first step to self-love.
Life is like a game of chess. I don’t know how to play chess.
If you don’t heal what hurt you, you’ll bleed on people who didn’t cut you.
Take from the poor and give to the rich – and the land will become richer. Take from the rich, and give to the poor – and the land will become poorer. The poor have it in them to scrape the money away.