I am completely overwhelmed. It’s a good thing you don’t turn 100 every day. Even though I don’t have that much energy anymore, I still want to take a few more years.
People ask if it is difficult to play while drunk. It’s not, as long as you make sure you are when you practice.
The more you grow, the more you realize that nothing is more important than sleep.
Bitter? No, it’s something we drink.
Money is not everything, only about 87.5 percent
The pill is one of the biggest advances I’ve seen.
Well but, everything has an end, and an earthworm it has two.
Some of life’s big questions: Where do we come from, where are we going and where do we put the empty bottles?
In the band, we only drink three drinks a day: two golden beers and a bottle of port.
Compare yourself to who you were yesterday, not to who someone else is today.
That’s one of the worst things about getting old. That people allow themselves to die before you.
You can’t start the next chapter of your life if you keep rereading the last one.
At my age, you think about the afterlife. I’m mostly inclined to think there’s nothing there, but sometimes I can’t help but let my imagination run wild. My good friend Ulla Steen says she believes that all of us who like each other meet in the big angel bar where we are expected. I see myself arriving at the angel bar, and there’s my father, my husband and my son, and one of them says: “There’s Lise. Now we are four again for a l’hombre.
If you don’t heal what hurt you, you’ll bleed on people who didn’t cut you.
My family is so poor that we combined my father’s funeral with my 50th birthday.
Never stop being a good person because of bad people.
Suicide is never the answer. You must outlive your enemies.
If one is not happy with oneself, then why should others be?
My parents have been there for me ever since I was 7 years old.
Wearing cheap clothes or driving an old car doesn’t make you broke. You got a family to feed not a community to impress.
It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize that there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.
Even when your life seems most monotonous, what you do is always of real value — and importance to your fellow men.
Why fall in love, when you can fall asleep
You won’t get anything unless you have the vision to imagine it.
The most memorable moments in life are the ones you never planned.