Don’t just read the easy stuff. You may be entertained by it, but you will never grow from it.
I am completely overwhelmed. It’s a good thing you don’t turn 100 every day. Even though I don’t have that much energy anymore, I still want to take a few more years.
I clearly remember the first time I had sex. I still have the receipt at home.
It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize that there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.
If we think that the way we live is good enough, then we’re completely wrong. You have to be able to doubt so that you can see that it can be done differently.
In a rain of dollar bills, anything can be done
I’m called the poorest president, but I do not feel poor. Poor people are those who only work to try an expensive lifestyle and always want more and more.
Courage is knowing it might hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same.
And that’s why life is hard.
Suicide is never the answer. You must outlive your enemies.
Some of life’s big questions: Where do we come from, where are we going and where do we put the empty bottles?
I will never give in to old age until I get old. And I’m not old yet!
Grief is the price we pay for love.
Der er kun én succes – at kunne tilbringe dit liv på din egen måde.
I have an agreement with Lilholt and Olsen that we always play a Dalton song when we’re out on a solo tour, as it costs 280 kroner in Koda tax. It’s not much, but for them it’s a lot.
Life is not about waiting for the storm to subside. It’s about learning to dance in the rain.
I’d say it’s been my biggest problem all my life.. it’s money. It takes a lot of money to make these dreams come true.
How many cars do I have? Do I also have to count the Volvos?
My mom and dad didn’t love each other, so they were always fighting.
Stay away from negative people, they have a problem for every solution
Each day is a new beginning, I know that the only way to live my life is to try to do what is right, to take the long view, to give of my best in all that the day brings, and to put my trust in God.
If you don’t find a way to make money while you sleep, you will work until you die.
If you’re a giver, remember to learn your limits. Because the takers don’t have any.
If you ever find yourself cringing at something you did in the past, it means you have grown as a person.
Wearing unbranded and cheap clothes does not mean you are poor. Remember you have a family to feed, not a community to impress.
In the past, we learned to cope with challenges ourselves. Today, a lot of people younger than me are not resistant to the vicissitudes and emotional challenges of life. If you’ve been told all your life that it’s the others who should spoil you and keep you free of problems, you’re probably a very sober person emotionally.