Accepting your nose is the first step to self-love.
If you’re a giver, remember to learn your limits. Because the takers don’t have any.
I desire nothing, but I want everything.
I’d say it’s been my biggest problem all my life.. it’s money. It takes a lot of money to make these dreams come true.
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, itøs probably crap.
In a rain of dollar bills, anything can be done
The pill is one of the biggest advances I’ve seen.
What can you get for a dollar? You can get piss and paper
If we think that the way we live is good enough, then we’re completely wrong. You have to be able to doubt so that you can see that it can be done differently.
You have to take the wrinkles that come. And all those who get their skin sprayed and look like wounded warriors for a long time, become very little prettier, but look so sour. The smile is actually the best face-lift, I think.
We never played hide and seek when we were children. No one ever bothered to look for us.
Just because you’re unique, doesn’t mean you’re useful.
I have an agreement with Lilholt and Olsen that we always play a Dalton song when we’re out on a solo tour, as it costs 280 kroner in Koda tax. It’s not much, but for them it’s a lot.
I have a small walk-in closet, and it can easily turn into a recycling museum, so I’ve also learned to sort out. When you are as old as I am, it is very important not to get sloppy and wear boring clothes.
If a man says you’re ugly, he’s just mean. If a woman says you’re ugly, she’s just jealous. If a kid says you’re ugly, you’re ugly.
Life is like a game of chess. I don’t know how to play chess.
My husband has quite simply been my strength and stay all these years, and I owe him a debt greater than he would ever claim.
My mom and dad didn’t love each other, so they were always fighting.
The more you grow, the more you realize that nothing is more important than sleep.
I’m called the poorest president, but I do not feel poor. Poor people are those who only work to try an expensive lifestyle and always want more and more.
I only earn 11 kroner per trip I sell, but it also becomes a part when I sell a million trips a year.
If you don’t find a way to make money while you sleep, you will work until you die.
I am completely overwhelmed. It’s a good thing you don’t turn 100 every day. Even though I don’t have that much energy anymore, I still want to take a few more years.
That’s one of the worst things about getting old. That people allow themselves to die before you.
An amazing breathlessness arises because we fill our lives with emptiness and Facebook. In a discussion about the empty calories of Facebook, someone close to me said with great seriousness: “I have 190 friends on Facebook.” Then I replied: “Yes, but hardly one of them will pick up your coffin the day you leave here.” Why not use the time for some fewer and real friends in the real world.