It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize that there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.
Courage is knowing it might hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same.
And that’s why life is hard.
I wish I was a cow eating grass in a field. No rent. No job. No college. Just moo.
Life is not about waiting for the storm to subside. It’s about learning to dance in the rain.
Just because you’re unique, doesn’t mean you’re useful.
If you ever find yourself cringing at something you did in the past, it means you have grown as a person.
I thought I was stone rich, so I poured money out with both hands – and now I owe right and left.
I believe that if you just get up and go, life will open up to you.
Life is like a game of chess. I don’t know how to play chess.
I’m as happy as I can get – meeen I’ve been happier.
My parents have been there for me ever since I was 7 years old.
Take from the poor and give to the rich – and the land will become richer. Take from the rich, and give to the poor – and the land will become poorer. The poor have it in them to scrape the money away.
How many cars do I have? Do I also have to count the Volvos?
Even when your life seems most monotonous, what you do is always of real value — and importance to your fellow men.
If you live for weekends or vacations, your shit is broken.
My family is so poor that we combined my father’s funeral with my 50th birthday.
At my age, you think about the afterlife. I’m mostly inclined to think there’s nothing there, but sometimes I can’t help but let my imagination run wild. My good friend Ulla Steen says she believes that all of us who like each other meet in the big angel bar where we are expected. I see myself arriving at the angel bar, and there’s my father, my husband and my son, and one of them says: “There’s Lise. Now we are four again for a l’hombre.
I am completely overwhelmed. It’s a good thing you don’t turn 100 every day. Even though I don’t have that much energy anymore, I still want to take a few more years.
Stay away from negative people, they have a problem for every solution
I clearly remember the first time I had sex. I still have the receipt at home.
I have a small walk-in closet, and it can easily turn into a recycling museum, so I’ve also learned to sort out. When you are as old as I am, it is very important not to get sloppy and wear boring clothes.
Der er kun én succes – at kunne tilbringe dit liv på din egen måde.
I’m called the poorest president, but I do not feel poor. Poor people are those who only work to try an expensive lifestyle and always want more and more.
Why fall in love, when you can fall asleep
It may be that you can not buy love for money – but you can buy something similar to confusion.