Suicide is never the answer. You must outlive your enemies.
Do you ever miss yourself? The person you were before you had your first heartbreak or before you got betrayed by a person you trusted? I do.
My family is so poor that we combined my father’s funeral with my 50th birthday.
At my age, you think about the afterlife. I’m mostly inclined to think there’s nothing there, but sometimes I can’t help but let my imagination run wild. My good friend Ulla Steen says she believes that all of us who like each other meet in the big angel bar where we are expected. I see myself arriving at the angel bar, and there’s my father, my husband and my son, and one of them says: “There’s Lise. Now we are four again for a l’hombre.
I’m not where I want to be, but I’m proud I’m not where I used to be.
If you don’t find a way to make money while you sleep, you will work until you die.
Courage is knowing it might hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same.
And that’s why life is hard.
Bitter? No, it’s something we drink.
The hardest thing about doing good business is avoiding doing the bad ones.
The more you grow, the more you realize that nothing is more important than sleep.
My articles were based on something I wanted to change. Everyone has the right to a decent life, and I thought it was important to give vulnerable people support and confidence. I was brought up to respect other people.
Stay away from negative people, they have a problem for every solution
In a rich man’s house, there is no place to spit in his face.
I have an agreement with Lilholt and Olsen that we always play a Dalton song when we’re out on a solo tour, as it costs 280 kroner in Koda tax. It’s not much, but for them it’s a lot.
If one is not happy with oneself, then why should others be?
You start by saving up 100 million kroner and take it from there.
Life is like a game of chess. I don’t know how to play chess.
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, itøs probably crap.
My husband has quite simply been my strength and stay all these years, and I owe him a debt greater than he would ever claim.
Life is not about waiting for the storm to subside. It’s about learning to dance in the rain.
The pill is one of the biggest advances I’ve seen.
Each day is a new beginning, I know that the only way to live my life is to try to do what is right, to take the long view, to give of my best in all that the day brings, and to put my trust in God.
People ask if it is difficult to play while drunk. It’s not, as long as you make sure you are when you practice.
Accepting your nose is the first step to self-love.
Money is not everything, only about 87.5 percent