It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize that there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.
People think my life has been hard, but I think it’s been a wonderful journey. The older you get, the more you realize that it’s not about what happens, but how you deal with it.
Just because you’re unique, doesn’t mean you’re useful.
It is not the mountain we conquer, but ourselves.
Wearing cheap clothes or driving an old car doesn’t make you broke. You got a family to feed not a community to impress.
We never played hide and seek when we were children. No one ever bothered to look for us.
How many cars do I have? Do I also have to count the Volvos?
Some of life’s big questions: Where do we come from, where are we going and where do we put the empty bottles?
My mom and dad didn’t love each other, so they were always fighting.
Being a rock star isn’t all fun and games. That’s a lot of money, too.
The hardest thing about doing good business is avoiding doing the bad ones.
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, itøs probably crap.
It may be that you can not buy love for money – but you can buy something similar to confusion.
I’m called the poorest president, but I do not feel poor. Poor people are those who only work to try an expensive lifestyle and always want more and more.
Grief is the price we pay for love.
When you get as old as I am and no longer have a husband or dog, and the children have long since left home, you can sit and get a little wiser by thinking. Then it’s time to edit your memories and start looking at your life again. First come the regrets, then come the wrongs you’ve done, mistakes you’ve made – and all the things you can sit and brood over if you’re already in a bad mood. But you can also understand people and contexts in a new way.
In the band, we only drink three drinks a day: two golden beers and a bottle of port.
If you live for weekends or vacations, your shit is broken.
If you don’t heal what hurt you, you’ll bleed on people who didn’t cut you.
That’s one of the worst things about getting old. That people allow themselves to die before you.
The superior man is modest in his speech, but exceeds in his actions .
If you ever find yourself cringing at something you did in the past, it means you have grown as a person.
If we think that the way we live is good enough, then we’re completely wrong. You have to be able to doubt so that you can see that it can be done differently.
My articles were based on something I wanted to change. Everyone has the right to a decent life, and I thought it was important to give vulnerable people support and confidence. I was brought up to respect other people.
You start by saving up 100 million kroner and take it from there.