Suicide is never the answer. You must outlive your enemies.
I’m as happy as I can get – meeen I’ve been happier.
If you don’t heal what hurt you, you’ll bleed on people who didn’t cut you.
In the past, we learned to cope with challenges ourselves. Today, a lot of people younger than me are not resistant to the vicissitudes and emotional challenges of life. If you’ve been told all your life that it’s the others who should spoil you and keep you free of problems, you’re probably a very sober person emotionally.
Compare yourself to who you were yesterday, not to who someone else is today.
I thought I was stone rich, so I poured money out with both hands – and now I owe right and left.
When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist.
The pill is one of the biggest advances I’ve seen.
Der er kun én succes – at kunne tilbringe dit liv på din egen måde.
I only earn 11 kroner per trip I sell, but it also becomes a part when I sell a million trips a year.
I clearly remember the first time I had sex. I still have the receipt at home.
I have an agreement with Lilholt and Olsen that we always play a Dalton song when we’re out on a solo tour, as it costs 280 kroner in Koda tax. It’s not much, but for them it’s a lot.
What can you get for a dollar? You can get piss and paper
Don’t just read the easy stuff. You may be entertained by it, but you will never grow from it.
When you get as old as I am and no longer have a husband or dog, and the children have long since left home, you can sit and get a little wiser by thinking. Then it’s time to edit your memories and start looking at your life again. First come the regrets, then come the wrongs you’ve done, mistakes you’ve made – and all the things you can sit and brood over if you’re already in a bad mood. But you can also understand people and contexts in a new way.
Well but, everything has an end, and an earthworm it has two.
At my age, you think about the afterlife. I’m mostly inclined to think there’s nothing there, but sometimes I can’t help but let my imagination run wild. My good friend Ulla Steen says she believes that all of us who like each other meet in the big angel bar where we are expected. I see myself arriving at the angel bar, and there’s my father, my husband and my son, and one of them says: “There’s Lise. Now we are four again for a l’hombre.
I desire nothing, but I want everything.
I wish I was a cow eating grass in a field. No rent. No job. No college. Just moo.
Accepting your nose is the first step to self-love.
If one is not happy with oneself, then why should others be?
There are some who claim that football is a matter of life and death. It’s an attitude that disappoints me. I can assure you that football is much more than that!
Some of life’s big questions: Where do we come from, where are we going and where do we put the empty bottles?
Why fall in love, when you can fall asleep
Never stop being a good person because of bad people.