Well but, everything has an end, and an earthworm it has two.
Wearing cheap clothes or driving an old car doesn’t make you broke. You got a family to feed not a community to impress.
When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist.
I wish I was a cow eating grass in a field. No rent. No job. No college. Just moo.
Just because you’re unique, doesn’t mean you’re useful.
People think my life has been hard, but I think it’s been a wonderful journey. The older you get, the more you realize that it’s not about what happens, but how you deal with it.
I clearly remember the first time I had sex. I still have the receipt at home.
I’ve never given myself a lot of credit because of my relationship with Ike. I was just happy when I started to like myself – when I got divorced and took control of my life.
Grief is the price we pay for love.
Life is like a game of chess. I don’t know how to play chess.
The most memorable moments in life are the ones you never planned.
Money is not everything, only about 87.5 percent
My mom and dad didn’t love each other, so they were always fighting.
That’s one of the worst things about getting old. That people allow themselves to die before you.
You start by saving up 100 million kroner and take it from there.
Smart people learn from everything and everyone, average people from their experiences, stupid people already have all the answers.
There are some who claim that football is a matter of life and death. It’s an attitude that disappoints me. I can assure you that football is much more than that!
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, itøs probably crap.
Life is not about waiting for the storm to subside. It’s about learning to dance in the rain.
Stay away from negative people, they have a problem for every solution
Accepting your nose is the first step to self-love.
In the past, we learned to cope with challenges ourselves. Today, a lot of people younger than me are not resistant to the vicissitudes and emotional challenges of life. If you’ve been told all your life that it’s the others who should spoil you and keep you free of problems, you’re probably a very sober person emotionally.
Wearing unbranded and cheap clothes does not mean you are poor. Remember you have a family to feed, not a community to impress.
I only earn 11 kroner per trip I sell, but it also becomes a part when I sell a million trips a year.
I believe that if you just get up and go, life will open up to you.