Smart people learn from everything and everyone, average people from their experiences, stupid people already have all the answers.
I clearly remember the first time I had sex. I still have the receipt at home.
I have an agreement with Lilholt and Olsen that we always play a Dalton song when we’re out on a solo tour, as it costs 280 kroner in Koda tax. It’s not much, but for them it’s a lot.
Stay away from negative people, they have a problem for every solution
If you ever find yourself cringing at something you did in the past, it means you have grown as a person.
Don’t just read the easy stuff. You may be entertained by it, but you will never grow from it.
All footballers are motivated by money – those who say otherwise are lying.
Some of life’s big questions: Where do we come from, where are we going and where do we put the empty bottles?
I believe that if you just get up and go, life will open up to you.
If we think that the way we live is good enough, then we’re completely wrong. You have to be able to doubt so that you can see that it can be done differently.
It may be that you can not buy love for money – but you can buy something similar to confusion.
Being a rock star isn’t all fun and games. That’s a lot of money, too.
It is not the mountain we conquer, but ourselves.
Courage is knowing it might hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same.
And that’s why life is hard.
Life is like a game of chess. I don’t know how to play chess.
Money is not everything, only about 87.5 percent
Remember, when you point a finger at someone there are three more pointing back at you.
My mom and dad didn’t love each other, so they were always fighting.
There are some who claim that football is a matter of life and death. It’s an attitude that disappoints me. I can assure you that football is much more than that!
You have to take the wrinkles that come. And all those who get their skin sprayed and look like wounded warriors for a long time, become very little prettier, but look so sour. The smile is actually the best face-lift, I think.
In a rain of dollar bills, anything can be done
I thought I was stone rich, so I poured money out with both hands – and now I owe right and left.
The pill is one of the biggest advances I’ve seen.
I am completely overwhelmed. It’s a good thing you don’t turn 100 every day. Even though I don’t have that much energy anymore, I still want to take a few more years.
I will never give in to old age until I get old. And I’m not old yet!