Money is not everything, only about 87.5 percent
If you don’t heal what hurt you, you’ll bleed on people who didn’t cut you.
How many cars do I have? Do I also have to count the Volvos?
If one is not happy with oneself, then why should others be?
I have an agreement with Lilholt and Olsen that we always play a Dalton song when we’re out on a solo tour, as it costs 280 kroner in Koda tax. It’s not much, but for them it’s a lot.
The most memorable moments in life are the ones you never planned.
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, itøs probably crap.
I’d say it’s been my biggest problem all my life.. it’s money. It takes a lot of money to make these dreams come true.
Smart people learn from everything and everyone, average people from their experiences, stupid people already have all the answers.
The pill is one of the biggest advances I’ve seen.
I have a small walk-in closet, and it can easily turn into a recycling museum, so I’ve also learned to sort out. When you are as old as I am, it is very important not to get sloppy and wear boring clothes.
I will never give in to old age until I get old. And I’m not old yet!
People ask if it is difficult to play while drunk. It’s not, as long as you make sure you are when you practice.
In a rich man’s house, there is no place to spit in his face.
It may be that you can not buy love for money – but you can buy something similar to confusion.
Grief is the price we pay for love.