When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist.
You start by saving up 100 million kroner and take it from there.
Der er kun én succes – at kunne tilbringe dit liv på din egen måde.
Smart people learn from everything and everyone, average people from their experiences, stupid people already have all the answers.
Don’t prepare the path for the child, prepare the child for the path.
The superior man is modest in his speech, but exceeds in his actions .
Remember, when you point a finger at someone there are three more pointing back at you.
An amazing breathlessness arises because we fill our lives with emptiness and Facebook. In a discussion about the empty calories of Facebook, someone close to me said with great seriousness: “I have 190 friends on Facebook.” Then I replied: “Yes, but hardly one of them will pick up your coffin the day you leave here.” Why not use the time for some fewer and real friends in the real world.
If we think that the way we live is good enough, then we’re completely wrong. You have to be able to doubt so that you can see that it can be done differently.
Life is like a game of chess. I don’t know how to play chess.
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, itøs probably crap.
I have an agreement with Lilholt and Olsen that we always play a Dalton song when we’re out on a solo tour, as it costs 280 kroner in Koda tax. It’s not much, but for them it’s a lot.
Being a rock star isn’t all fun and games. That’s a lot of money, too.
Compare yourself to who you were yesterday, not to who someone else is today.
People ask if it is difficult to play while drunk. It’s not, as long as you make sure you are when you practice.
You have to take the wrinkles that come. And all those who get their skin sprayed and look like wounded warriors for a long time, become very little prettier, but look so sour. The smile is actually the best face-lift, I think.