I wish I was a cow eating grass in a field. No rent. No job. No college. Just moo.
Stay away from negative people, they have a problem for every solution
I clearly remember the first time I had sex. I still have the receipt at home.
Compare yourself to who you were yesterday, not to who someone else is today.
My articles were based on something I wanted to change. Everyone has the right to a decent life, and I thought it was important to give vulnerable people support and confidence. I was brought up to respect other people.
Don’t prepare the path for the child, prepare the child for the path.
I may offend some people, but about 80% of people are idiots. At least when it comes to money.
Grief is the price we pay for love.
What can you get for a dollar? You can get piss and paper
The most memorable moments in life are the ones you never planned.
If you’re a giver, remember to learn your limits. Because the takers don’t have any.
When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist.
Smart people learn from everything and everyone, average people from their experiences, stupid people already have all the answers.
The pill is one of the biggest advances I’ve seen.
Accepting your nose is the first step to self-love.
Just because you’re unique, doesn’t mean you’re useful.