The longer I stay at home, the more homeless I look.
I’ve never tried that before, so I can probably do it well!
I’ve never gotten over what they call stagefright. I go through it every show. I’m pretty concerned, I’m pretty much thinking about the show. I never get completely comfortable with it, and I don’t let the people around me get comfortable with it, in that I remind them that it’s a new crowd out there, it’s a new audience, and they haven’t seen us before. So it’s got to be like the first time we go on.
If someone offers you an amazing opportunity and you’re not sure you can do it, say yes – then learn how to do it later.
When life seems hard, the courageous do not lie down and accept defeat; instead, they are all the more determined to struggle for a better future.
If you’re a giver, remember to learn your limits. Because the takers don’t have any.
I had to go through so horribly much before I found out to skip where the fence is lowest.
If we think that the way we live is good enough, then we’re completely wrong. You have to be able to doubt so that you can see that it can be done differently.
With great powers comes great responsibilities.
If the penalty for a crime is a fine, then that law only exists for the lower class.
If you can not join them, beat them.
The one who comes first to the mill gets milled first
If one is not happy with oneself, then why should others be?
Now the gossip must stop. Now I’m tired of getting sucked into your columns. Then you must sue me if you dare.
I’m not wise, but the beginnings of wisdom are there; it’s like relaxing into – and accepting – things.
If you only want to see dog shit, then there is dog shit.
Of course, I have nothing against the language changing, but there must be reasonableness in it, so that it does not become a mere gas can. On the other hand, new words are sometimes added that I wouldn’t do without – for example, “smug”. It’s my new favorite word. It’s a wonderfully oily word, a precise word that covers a certain type of person with a high degree of self-confidence in their own abilities.
Sometimes you need to let go of everything – cleanse yourself. If you’re unhappy with something… whatever it is that’s dragging you down, get rid of it. Because you’ll find that when you’re free, your true creativity, your true self, comes out.
It’s – sorry my French – some damn nonsense. There are certainly also pig farmers and cattle farmers who go in clean boots and clothes. You will probably find most of them, so that is why it is nonsense.
I have no vices only desires.
I’d say it’s been my biggest problem all my life.. it’s money. It takes a lot of money to make these dreams come true.
When I die, I want to go to sleep peacefully like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror, like the passengers in his car.
That’s one of the worst things about getting old. That people allow themselves to die before you.
Do you ever miss yourself? The person you were before you had your first heartbreak or before you got betrayed by a person you trusted? I do.
Nogle gange ønsker folk ikke at høre sandheden, fordi de ikke vil have deres illusioner ødelagt.