Everything sounds deep when you don’t read books.
You can beat 40 scholars with one fact, but you cannot beat one idiot with 40 facts.
Don’t just read the easy stuff. You may be entertained by it, but you will never grow from it.
The more you grow, the more you realize that nothing is more important than sleep.
Those who have never made a mistake have never tried anything new.
Suicide is never the answer. You must outlive your enemies.
Satire is meant to ridicule power. If you are laughing at people who are hurting, it’s not satire, it’s bullying.
The women’s struggle today is an individual struggle (…) You can’t demand equal pay if you also want to have a long maternity leave, stay at home when they are sick and be there primarily for the children.
If you live for weekends or vacations, your shit is broken.
If everything seems under control, you’re just not going fast enough.
If the heroes run and hide, who will stay and fight?
If you only want to see dog shit, then there is dog shit.
Man, I was tame compared to what they do now. Are you kidding? I didn’t do anything but just jiggle.
If the penalty for a crime is a fine, then that law only exists for the lower class.
You have to take the wrinkles that come. And all those who get their skin sprayed and look like wounded warriors for a long time, become very little prettier, but look so sour. The smile is actually the best face-lift, I think.
I am self-created. I always wanted to make myself a better person because I wasn’t educated. But that was my dream – to have class.
That’s one of the worst things about getting old. That people allow themselves to die before you.
The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.
Don’t criticize what you don’t understand, son. You never walked in that man’s shoes.
Courage is knowing it might hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same.
And that’s why life is hard.
Compare yourself to who you were yesterday, not to who someone else is today.
When it’s hurting you that’s when you can make a difference.
I’ve never tried that before, so I can probably do it well!
If someone offers you an amazing opportunity and you’re not sure you can do it, say yes – then learn how to do it later.
I dont do drugs. I am drugs.