In this house, I’m not famous. Because the dog doesn’t care. And my children hopefully appreciate me more for our regular interaction and conversations,
Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you like what you do, you will succeed.
They say it’s the white man I should fear, but it’s my own kind doing all the killing here.
Satire is meant to ridicule power. If you are laughing at people who are hurting, it’s not satire, it’s bullying.
It is better to have clean nails than soil between the ears.
Don’t just read the easy stuff. You may be entertained by it, but you will never grow from it.
It has always been easy to hate and destroy. To build and to cherish is much more difficult.
It’s – sorry my French – some damn nonsense. There are certainly also pig farmers and cattle farmers who go in clean boots and clothes. You will probably find most of them, so that is why it is nonsense.
Never listen to girls on how to get girls. If you’re trying to catch fish you don’t ask another fish. You ask the Fisherman.
Til we meet again, may God bless you. Adios.
Life is not about waiting for the storm to subside. It’s about learning to dance in the rain.
Don’t criticize what you don’t understand, son. You never walked in that man’s shoes.
When I was a child, ladies and gentlemen, I was a dreamer. I read comic books and I was the hero of the comic book. I saw movies and I was the hero in the movie. So every dream I ever dreamed has come true a hundred times…I learned very early in life that: ‘Without a song, the day would never end; without a song, a man ain’t got a friend; without a song, the road would never bend – without a song.’ So I keep singing a song. Goodnight. Thank you.
Der er kun én succes – at kunne tilbringe dit liv på din egen måde.
I like Danish humour – I just wish you had more of it.
I’m attracted to myths.
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired at the age of eighteen.
…the image is one thing and the human being is another…it’s very hard to live up to an image.
The longer I stay at home, the more homeless I look.
Grief is the price we pay for love.
If someone says it’s raining and another person says it’s dry, it’s not your job to quote them both. Your job is to look out the fucking window and find out which is true.
My biggest beauty secret is to be happy with myself. I don’t use special creams or treatments – I use a little bit of everything. It’s a mistake to think you are what you put on yourself. I think a lot of how you look has to do with how you feel about yourself and your life. Happiness is the secret of beauty.
An amazing breathlessness arises because we fill our lives with emptiness and Facebook. In a discussion about the empty calories of Facebook, someone close to me said with great seriousness: “I have 190 friends on Facebook.” Then I replied: “Yes, but hardly one of them will pick up your coffin the day you leave here.” Why not use the time for some fewer and real friends in the real world.
Some people tap their feet, some people snap their fingers, and some people sway back and forth. I just sorta do ‘em all together, I guess.
Sometimes, the wrong train takes you to the right station.