If you’re a giver, remember to learn your limits. Because the takers don’t have any.
Of course, I have nothing against the language changing, but there must be reasonableness in it, so that it does not become a mere gas can. On the other hand, new words are sometimes added that I wouldn’t do without – for example, “smug”. It’s my new favorite word. It’s a wonderfully oily word, a precise word that covers a certain type of person with a high degree of self-confidence in their own abilities.
I’m attracted to myths.
Cyclists live with pain. If you can’t handle it you will win nothing.
You can beat 40 scholars with one fact, but you cannot beat one idiot with 40 facts.
If a man says you’re ugly, he’s just mean. If a woman says you’re ugly, she’s just jealous. If a kid says you’re ugly, you’re ugly.
Satire is meant to ridicule power. If you are laughing at people who are hurting, it’s not satire, it’s bullying.
If everything seems under control, you’re just not going fast enough.
Nogle gange ønsker folk ikke at høre sandheden, fordi de ikke vil have deres illusioner ødelagt.
If one is silent for too long, then the tongue withers
Courage is knowing it might hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same.
And that’s why life is hard.
I’d say it’s been my biggest problem all my life.. it’s money. It takes a lot of money to make these dreams come true.
…the image is one thing and the human being is another…it’s very hard to live up to an image.
Act enthusiastic and you will be enthusiastic.
I only earn 11 kroner per trip I sell, but it also becomes a part when I sell a million trips a year.
Now the gossip must stop. Now I’m tired of getting sucked into your columns. Then you must sue me if you dare.
In a rich man’s house, there is no place to spit in his face.
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired at the age of eighteen.
When I die, I want to go to sleep peacefully like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror, like the passengers in his car.
Don’t just read the easy stuff. You may be entertained by it, but you will never grow from it.
Our modern world places such heavy demands on our time and attention that the need to remember our responsibilities to others is greater than ever.
You won’t get anything unless you have the vision to imagine it.
It’s – sorry my French – some damn nonsense. There are certainly also pig farmers and cattle farmers who go in clean boots and clothes. You will probably find most of them, so that is why it is nonsense.
Don’t criticize what you don’t understand, son. You never walked in that man’s shoes.
I am a bourgeois, but I am not a Left-woman. I was born a bourgeois, and I have always tried not to stand on a pedestal and say that I am a worker. That would be false talk. Nor during the many years when the red hirelings were around and held their noses at the thought of “Matador” and everything else I did. I’m not a peasant either. I was born a bourgeois, but that is why I can criticise the bourgeoisie and their shabby schemes, which I can easily see through.