If you don’t find a way to make money while you sleep, you will work until you die.
If you only want to see dog shit, then there is dog shit.
If the penalty for a crime is a fine, then that law only exists for the lower class.
Courage is knowing it might hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same.
And that’s why life is hard.
That’s one of the worst things about getting old. That people allow themselves to die before you.
Our modern world places such heavy demands on our time and attention that the need to remember our responsibilities to others is greater than ever.
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired at the age of eighteen.
In this house, I’m not famous. Because the dog doesn’t care. And my children hopefully appreciate me more for our regular interaction and conversations,
When you are extra strong, you have a special obligation to be sweet to others
When I was a child, ladies and gentlemen, I was a dreamer. I read comic books and I was the hero of the comic book. I saw movies and I was the hero in the movie. So every dream I ever dreamed has come true a hundred times…I learned very early in life that: ‘Without a song, the day would never end; without a song, a man ain’t got a friend; without a song, the road would never bend – without a song.’ So I keep singing a song. Goodnight. Thank you.
Sometimes you need to let go of everything – cleanse yourself. If you’re unhappy with something… whatever it is that’s dragging you down, get rid of it. Because you’ll find that when you’re free, your true creativity, your true self, comes out.
If you have to improvise, you have to be well prepared.
If you’re a giver, remember to learn your limits. Because the takers don’t have any.
We may hold different points of view but it is in times of stress and difficulty that we most need to remember that we have much more in common than there is dividing us.
My articles were based on something I wanted to change. Everyone has the right to a decent life, and I thought it was important to give vulnerable people support and confidence. I was brought up to respect other people.
The more you grow, the more you realize that nothing is more important than sleep.
Satire is meant to ridicule power. If you are laughing at people who are hurting, it’s not satire, it’s bullying.
I can’t give you the formula for success, but I can give you the formula for failure: Try to please everybody.
Do you ever miss yourself? The person you were before you had your first heartbreak or before you got betrayed by a person you trusted? I do.
…the image is one thing and the human being is another…it’s very hard to live up to an image.
The early bird catches the worm. The early worm gets eaten.
You are only as happy as your least happy child-
Nogle gange ønsker folk ikke at høre sandheden, fordi de ikke vil have deres illusioner ødelagt.
Some people tap their feet, some people snap their fingers, and some people sway back and forth. I just sorta do ‘em all together, I guess.
If it’s dancing, or anything else in life my darling, that matters to you, then don’t let anything or anyone stop you.