If one is not happy with oneself, then why should others be?
When you are extra strong, you have a special obligation to be sweet to others
Never listen to girls on how to get girls. If you’re trying to catch fish you don’t ask another fish. You ask the Fisherman.
When it’s hurting you that’s when you can make a difference.
I had to go through so horribly much before I found out to skip where the fence is lowest.
Don’t criticize what you don’t understand, son. You never walked in that man’s shoes.
No matter how many grains of gold I serve you, you keep eating oatmeal, and I can’t become my problem.
All footballers are motivated by money – those who say otherwise are lying.
The ability to speak does not make you intelligent.
I dont do drugs. I am drugs.
If you have to improvise, you have to be well prepared.
I’m not wise, but the beginnings of wisdom are there; it’s like relaxing into – and accepting – things.
Bad publicity is better than no publicity at all
If you live for weekends or vacations, your shit is broken.
Der er kun én succes – at kunne tilbringe dit liv på din egen måde.
An amazing breathlessness arises because we fill our lives with emptiness and Facebook. In a discussion about the empty calories of Facebook, someone close to me said with great seriousness: “I have 190 friends on Facebook.” Then I replied: “Yes, but hardly one of them will pick up your coffin the day you leave here.” Why not use the time for some fewer and real friends in the real world.
I am self-created. I always wanted to make myself a better person because I wasn’t educated. But that was my dream – to have class.
If you only want to see dog shit, then there is dog shit.
In a rich man’s house, there is no place to spit in his face.
The most memorable moments in life are the ones you never planned.
Some people tap their feet, some people snap their fingers, and some people sway back and forth. I just sorta do ‘em all together, I guess.
I have no vices only desires.
The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.
I have a small walk-in closet, and it can easily turn into a recycling museum, so I’ve also learned to sort out. When you are as old as I am, it is very important not to get sloppy and wear boring clothes.
When you tear out a man’s tongue, you are not proving, him a liar: you’re only telling the world that you fear what he might say.