It has always been easy to hate and destroy. To build and to cherish is much more difficult.
I have a small walk-in closet, and it can easily turn into a recycling museum, so I’ve also learned to sort out. When you are as old as I am, it is very important not to get sloppy and wear boring clothes.
Don’t criticize what you don’t understand, son. You never walked in that man’s shoes.
There’s one thing worse than being boring. It is to be immoral
If they want to be with sour and awkward people during their vacation, well, then they should probably choose another travel agency.
If one is silent for too long, then the tongue withers
You are only as happy as your least happy child-
The more you grow, the more you realize that nothing is more important than sleep.
If you can not join them, beat them.
No matter how many grains of gold I serve you, you keep eating oatmeal, and I can’t become my problem.
If someone says it’s raining and another person says it’s dry, it’s not your job to quote them both. Your job is to look out the fucking window and find out which is true.
Why fall in love, when you can fall asleep
If you only want to see dog shit, then there is dog shit.
Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language.
Grief is the price we pay for love.
I like Danish humour – I just wish you had more of it.
If you have to improvise, you have to be well prepared.
When you are extra strong, you have a special obligation to be sweet to others
If we think that the way we live is good enough, then we’re completely wrong. You have to be able to doubt so that you can see that it can be done differently.
Suicide is never the answer. You must outlive your enemies.
Now the gossip must stop. Now I’m tired of getting sucked into your columns. Then you must sue me if you dare.
Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you like what you do, you will succeed.
When life seems hard, the courageous do not lie down and accept defeat; instead, they are all the more determined to struggle for a better future.
I was raised in a free and liberal home. I have never felt threatened by other cultures, other colors or other ways of thinking. In 30 years, there will be more and more colors in the minds of the people who walk around our streets. And we want to move around a lot more ourselves. It is also necessary that we open up if we are to remain strong at that time.
It’s – sorry my French – some damn nonsense. There are certainly also pig farmers and cattle farmers who go in clean boots and clothes. You will probably find most of them, so that is why it is nonsense.