An amazing breathlessness arises because we fill our lives with emptiness and Facebook. In a discussion about the empty calories of Facebook, someone close to me said with great seriousness: “I have 190 friends on Facebook.” Then I replied: “Yes, but hardly one of them will pick up your coffin the day you leave here.” Why not use the time for some fewer and real friends in the real world.
If you have to improvise, you have to be well prepared.
All footballers are motivated by money – those who say otherwise are lying.
The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.
If you can not join them, beat them.
If someone says it’s raining and another person says it’s dry, it’s not your job to quote them both. Your job is to look out the fucking window and find out which is true.
Everything sounds deep when you don’t read books.
It is not the mountain we conquer, but ourselves.
I like Danish humour – I just wish you had more of it.
Never stop being a good person because of bad people.
We are not all in the same boat. We are all in the same storm.
Man, I was tame compared to what they do now. Are you kidding? I didn’t do anything but just jiggle.
I was raised in a free and liberal home. I have never felt threatened by other cultures, other colors or other ways of thinking. In 30 years, there will be more and more colors in the minds of the people who walk around our streets. And we want to move around a lot more ourselves. It is also necessary that we open up if we are to remain strong at that time.
When you are extra strong, you have a special obligation to be sweet to others
The most memorable moments in life are the ones you never planned.
I have no vices only desires.
Some people tap their feet, some people snap their fingers, and some people sway back and forth. I just sorta do ‘em all together, I guess.
Life is not about waiting for the storm to subside. It’s about learning to dance in the rain.
The one who comes first to the mill gets milled first
Don’t just read the easy stuff. You may be entertained by it, but you will never grow from it.
Til we meet again, may God bless you. Adios.
It’s – sorry my French – some damn nonsense. There are certainly also pig farmers and cattle farmers who go in clean boots and clothes. You will probably find most of them, so that is why it is nonsense.
At my age, you think about the afterlife. I’m mostly inclined to think there’s nothing there, but sometimes I can’t help but let my imagination run wild. My good friend Ulla Steen says she believes that all of us who like each other meet in the big angel bar where we are expected. I see myself arriving at the angel bar, and there’s my father, my husband and my son, and one of them says: “There’s Lise. Now we are four again for a l’hombre.
When I die, I want to go to sleep peacefully like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror, like the passengers in his car.
No matter how many grains of gold I serve you, you keep eating oatmeal, and I can’t become my problem.