I do not care if we lose every single match in the league as long as we win it
If Per Bjerregaard wants to stop telling untruths about us, we will in turn fail to tell the truth about him.
A football player will not do well if he can not run around Funen without breathing.
We in FCK are always accused of being so damn arrogant, but the fact is that we are not nearly as arrogant as anyone else would have been in our shoes
They say cristiano ronaldo scores only against small teams? That’s true because there’s no bigger team than Real Madrid.
I usually teasingly say that FCK is a superstructure, while Brøndby is a merger, a municipal entrepreneurial project that led to professional conditions.
I’m as happy as I can get – meeen I’ve been happier.
We did not underestimate them. They were just so much better than we expected.
You can change wives, politics, religion… but you can never, ever change your favorite football team.
I don’t believe in motivating a team. I believe in preparing a team so that they know that they have the necessary confidence when they go on the pitch – and are therefore prepared to play a good game.
I would like to play for an Italian club, such as Barcelona.
Professional soccer is not a social office.
There are some who claim that football is a matter of life and death. It’s an attitude that disappoints me. I can assure you that football is much more than that!
The winner blames himself. The loser blames others.
I like Danish humour – I just wish you had more of it.
I have never made a prediction, nor will I ever do so.
It’s not about whether you get knocked down. It’s about whether you get back up again.
One must have a big nose to be able to smell something.
My parents have been there for me ever since I was 7 years old.
We had 99% of the game, it was the last 3% that cost us the victory.
I think it was a really bad team they had assembled. I could not see what the party monkey and the toad face would help John Faxe Jensen with.
Today you can just show bare ass for ten seconds on TV, then you are world famous in Denmark. 25 years ago, it required much more starquality.
Sören Åkeby gets standing ovations when he says at a press conference that AGF will be Danish champions in three years, and there is not a single one who asks if he is raving insane.
The top of it all is then, I really wished him (Solbakken, ed.) To get that victory goal made and piss on those farmers. And I want to be allowed to say “piss on those farmers” because those spectators do not deserve another name.
Is it cool to be Nicklas Bendtner right now? It’s always cool to be Nicklas Bendtner.