If someone says it’s raining and another person says it’s dry, it’s not your job to quote them both. Your job is to look out the fucking window and find out which is true.
Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
I am a bourgeois, but I am not a Left-woman. I was born a bourgeois, and I have always tried not to stand on a pedestal and say that I am a worker. That would be false talk. Nor during the many years when the red hirelings were around and held their noses at the thought of “Matador” and everything else I did. I’m not a peasant either. I was born a bourgeois, but that is why I can criticise the bourgeoisie and their shabby schemes, which I can easily see through.
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, itøs probably crap.
You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.
Isn’t it great to see so many men in bike shorts?
In a rain of dollar bills, anything can be done
I want to tell people how to live spiritually. After you’ve bought all your houses and clothes, you want something bigger.
Life is like a game of chess. I don’t know how to play chess.
I need ammunition, not a ride.
It’s okay to be a little fucked up in the head. We all are. It’s only when you’re fucked up in the heart that makes you a piece of shit.
One of the things I can’t get my hands on is something like “Mothers’ Clubs”, where instead of reading a book and walking in nature with their babies, they sit and talk about vomit and nappies and burping with other like-minded people and get nowhere. I think it bothers me a little in the women’s area.
These are two humans who, by technology and science, have created ways that can fight crime and get rid of bad people. However, In that contest, my money’s on Iron Man because he invented everything that he uses. Batman, however, has engineers.
Idleness is the root of all art
In the past, we learned to cope with challenges ourselves. Today, a lot of people younger than me are not resistant to the vicissitudes and emotional challenges of life. If you’ve been told all your life that it’s the others who should spoil you and keep you free of problems, you’re probably a very sober person emotionally.
If you only want to see dog shit, then there is dog shit.
When you tear out a man’s tongue, you are not proving, him a liar: you’re only telling the world that you fear what he might say.
Wearing cheap clothes or driving an old car doesn’t make you broke. You got a family to feed not a community to impress.
With great powers comes great responsibilities.
I hate all those weathermen who tell you that rain is bad weather. There’s no such thing as bad weather, just the wrong clothing, so get yourself a sexy raincoat and live a little.
Maintain a natural gait even if you shit your pants
His shiny ice flashes like the sword of Athens in the setting French evening sun.
A developed country is not a place where the poor have cars. This is where the rich use public transport.
The longer I stay at home, the more homeless I look.
If you absolutely don’t have time to make your own mayonnaise, Hellmann’s Mayonnaise is the only store-bought mayonnaise that will do.