I hate all those weathermen who tell you that rain is bad weather. There’s no such thing as bad weather, just the wrong clothing, so get yourself a sexy raincoat and live a little.
If you only want to see dog shit, then there is dog shit.
If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need.
Wearing cheap clothes or driving an old car doesn’t make you broke. You got a family to feed not a community to impress.
I need ammunition, not a ride.
Lotto is a tax for stupid people. An extra tax.
My career always took me away from home, I was always away from home and I just wanted to be home.
Too much learning can crack even the freshest!
A developed country is not a place where the poor have cars. This is where the rich use public transport.
You have to take the wrinkles that come. And all those who get their skin sprayed and look like wounded warriors for a long time, become very little prettier, but look so sour. The smile is actually the best face-lift, I think.
I have a small walk-in closet, and it can easily turn into a recycling museum, so I’ve also learned to sort out. When you are as old as I am, it is very important not to get sloppy and wear boring clothes.
When you tear out a man’s tongue, you are not proving, him a liar: you’re only telling the world that you fear what he might say.
A good breakfast can save the day.
In the past, we learned to cope with challenges ourselves. Today, a lot of people younger than me are not resistant to the vicissitudes and emotional challenges of life. If you’ve been told all your life that it’s the others who should spoil you and keep you free of problems, you’re probably a very sober person emotionally.
Sometimes, the wrong train takes you to the right station.
No matter how many grains of gold I serve you, you keep eating oatmeal, and I can’t become my problem.
If you absolutely don’t have time to make your own mayonnaise, Hellmann’s Mayonnaise is the only store-bought mayonnaise that will do.
When I was a child, ladies and gentlemen, I was a dreamer. I read comic books and I was the hero of the comic book. I saw movies and I was the hero in the movie. So every dream I ever dreamed has come true a hundred times…I learned very early in life that: ‘Without a song, the day would never end; without a song, a man ain’t got a friend; without a song, the road would never bend – without a song.’ So I keep singing a song. Goodnight. Thank you.
If the heroes run and hide, who will stay and fight?
It’s okay to be a little fucked up in the head. We all are. It’s only when you’re fucked up in the heart that makes you a piece of shit.
Everything sounds deep when you don’t read books.
Life is not about waiting for the storm to subside. It’s about learning to dance in the rain.
The longer I stay at home, the more homeless I look.
In a rich man’s house, there is no place to spit in his face.
I don’t think you should think too much about the fact that time is passing and you’re not a teenager anymore. Then you just get plagued and get even more wrinkles and look even more grumpy and sad.