Everything sounds deep when you don’t read books.
If the penalty for a crime is a fine, then that law only exists for the lower class.
You can beat 40 scholars with one fact, but you cannot beat one idiot with 40 facts.
If someone says it’s raining and another person says it’s dry, it’s not your job to quote them both. Your job is to look out the fucking window and find out which is true.
The ability to speak does not make you intelligent.
If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need.
A man should only work 4 hours a day so he may have time to devote himself to the arts and sciences.
We are not all in the same boat. We are all in the same storm.
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, itøs probably crap.
In the past, we learned to cope with challenges ourselves. Today, a lot of people younger than me are not resistant to the vicissitudes and emotional challenges of life. If you’ve been told all your life that it’s the others who should spoil you and keep you free of problems, you’re probably a very sober person emotionally.
With great powers comes great responsibilities.
There is always a bigger fish.
Isn’t it great to see so many men in bike shorts?
I need ammunition, not a ride.
If you live for weekends or vacations, your shit is broken.
How many cars do I have? Do I also have to count the Volvos?
If you absolutely don’t have time to make your own mayonnaise, Hellmann’s Mayonnaise is the only store-bought mayonnaise that will do.
One of the things I can’t get my hands on is something like “Mothers’ Clubs”, where instead of reading a book and walking in nature with their babies, they sit and talk about vomit and nappies and burping with other like-minded people and get nowhere. I think it bothers me a little in the women’s area.
Wearing cheap clothes or driving an old car doesn’t make you broke. You got a family to feed not a community to impress.
It’s okay to be a little fucked up in the head. We all are. It’s only when you’re fucked up in the heart that makes you a piece of shit.
I won! I won! I don’t have to go to school anymore.
Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
You have to take the wrinkles that come. And all those who get their skin sprayed and look like wounded warriors for a long time, become very little prettier, but look so sour. The smile is actually the best face-lift, I think.
My articles were based on something I wanted to change. Everyone has the right to a decent life, and I thought it was important to give vulnerable people support and confidence. I was brought up to respect other people.
My career always took me away from home, I was always away from home and I just wanted to be home.