You have to take the wrinkles that come. And all those who get their skin sprayed and look like wounded warriors for a long time, become very little prettier, but look so sour. The smile is actually the best face-lift, I think.
You can beat 40 scholars with one fact, but you cannot beat one idiot with 40 facts.
Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
A good breakfast can save the day.
If you absolutely don’t have time to make your own mayonnaise, Hellmann’s Mayonnaise is the only store-bought mayonnaise that will do.
Wearing cheap clothes or driving an old car doesn’t make you broke. You got a family to feed not a community to impress.
In a rain of dollar bills, anything can be done
The pill is one of the biggest advances I’ve seen.
I have a small walk-in closet, and it can easily turn into a recycling museum, so I’ve also learned to sort out. When you are as old as I am, it is very important not to get sloppy and wear boring clothes.
Too much learning can crack even the freshest!
life is like a box of chocolates you never know what you’re gonna get.
No matter how many grains of gold I serve you, you keep eating oatmeal, and I can’t become my problem.
Even when your life seems most monotonous, what you do is always of real value — and importance to your fellow men.
Idleness is the root of all art
Sometimes, the wrong train takes you to the right station.
If the penalty for a crime is a fine, then that law only exists for the lower class.
One of the things I can’t get my hands on is something like “Mothers’ Clubs”, where instead of reading a book and walking in nature with their babies, they sit and talk about vomit and nappies and burping with other like-minded people and get nowhere. I think it bothers me a little in the women’s area.
We are not all in the same boat. We are all in the same storm.
Life is not about waiting for the storm to subside. It’s about learning to dance in the rain.
Lotto is a tax for stupid people. An extra tax.
Maintain a natural gait even if you shit your pants
How many cars do I have? Do I also have to count the Volvos?
Instead of buying your children all the things you never had, you should teach them all the things you were never taught. Material wears out but knowledge stays.
With great powers comes great responsibilities.
An amazing breathlessness arises because we fill our lives with emptiness and Facebook. In a discussion about the empty calories of Facebook, someone close to me said with great seriousness: “I have 190 friends on Facebook.” Then I replied: “Yes, but hardly one of them will pick up your coffin the day you leave here.” Why not use the time for some fewer and real friends in the real world.