The pill is one of the biggest advances I’ve seen.
Maintain a natural gait even if you shit your pants
His shiny ice flashes like the sword of Athens in the setting French evening sun.
When I was a child, ladies and gentlemen, I was a dreamer. I read comic books and I was the hero of the comic book. I saw movies and I was the hero in the movie. So every dream I ever dreamed has come true a hundred times…I learned very early in life that: ‘Without a song, the day would never end; without a song, a man ain’t got a friend; without a song, the road would never bend – without a song.’ So I keep singing a song. Goodnight. Thank you.
How many cars do I have? Do I also have to count the Volvos?
I won! I won! I don’t have to go to school anymore.
I need ammunition, not a ride.
Life is not about waiting for the storm to subside. It’s about learning to dance in the rain.
No matter how many grains of gold I serve you, you keep eating oatmeal, and I can’t become my problem.
I thought I was stone rich, so I poured money out with both hands – and now I owe right and left.
Wearing cheap clothes or driving an old car doesn’t make you broke. You got a family to feed not a community to impress.
These are two humans who, by technology and science, have created ways that can fight crime and get rid of bad people. However, In that contest, my money’s on Iron Man because he invented everything that he uses. Batman, however, has engineers.
In a rich man’s house, there is no place to spit in his face.
When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist.
Even when your life seems most monotonous, what you do is always of real value — and importance to your fellow men.
If you absolutely don’t have time to make your own mayonnaise, Hellmann’s Mayonnaise is the only store-bought mayonnaise that will do.
Life is like a game of chess. I don’t know how to play chess.
Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
I knew we had to drive on cobblestones, but I didn’t know they had thrown them down from a helicopter.
A good breakfast can save the day.
I am a bourgeois, but I am not a Left-woman. I was born a bourgeois, and I have always tried not to stand on a pedestal and say that I am a worker. That would be false talk. Nor during the many years when the red hirelings were around and held their noses at the thought of “Matador” and everything else I did. I’m not a peasant either. I was born a bourgeois, but that is why I can criticise the bourgeoisie and their shabby schemes, which I can easily see through.
The longer I stay at home, the more homeless I look.
life is like a box of chocolates you never know what you’re gonna get.
Sometimes, the wrong train takes you to the right station.
There is always a bigger fish.