Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
I have a small walk-in closet, and it can easily turn into a recycling museum, so I’ve also learned to sort out. When you are as old as I am, it is very important not to get sloppy and wear boring clothes.
Even when your life seems most monotonous, what you do is always of real value — and importance to your fellow men.
In the past, we learned to cope with challenges ourselves. Today, a lot of people younger than me are not resistant to the vicissitudes and emotional challenges of life. If you’ve been told all your life that it’s the others who should spoil you and keep you free of problems, you’re probably a very sober person emotionally.
We are not all in the same boat. We are all in the same storm.
My career always took me away from home, I was always away from home and I just wanted to be home.
Isn’t it great to see so many men in bike shorts?
Wearing cheap clothes or driving an old car doesn’t make you broke. You got a family to feed not a community to impress.
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, itøs probably crap.
These are two humans who, by technology and science, have created ways that can fight crime and get rid of bad people. However, In that contest, my money’s on Iron Man because he invented everything that he uses. Batman, however, has engineers.
If someone says it’s raining and another person says it’s dry, it’s not your job to quote them both. Your job is to look out the fucking window and find out which is true.
I thought I was stone rich, so I poured money out with both hands – and now I owe right and left.
You have to take the wrinkles that come. And all those who get their skin sprayed and look like wounded warriors for a long time, become very little prettier, but look so sour. The smile is actually the best face-lift, I think.
The ability to speak does not make you intelligent.
Life is not about waiting for the storm to subside. It’s about learning to dance in the rain.
Life is like a game of chess. I don’t know how to play chess.
It’s okay to be a little fucked up in the head. We all are. It’s only when you’re fucked up in the heart that makes you a piece of shit.
You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.
Instead of buying your children all the things you never had, you should teach them all the things you were never taught. Material wears out but knowledge stays.
I hate all those weathermen who tell you that rain is bad weather. There’s no such thing as bad weather, just the wrong clothing, so get yourself a sexy raincoat and live a little.
Everything sounds deep when you don’t read books.
Lotto is a tax for stupid people. An extra tax.
A developed country is not a place where the poor have cars. This is where the rich use public transport.
I am a bourgeois, but I am not a Left-woman. I was born a bourgeois, and I have always tried not to stand on a pedestal and say that I am a worker. That would be false talk. Nor during the many years when the red hirelings were around and held their noses at the thought of “Matador” and everything else I did. I’m not a peasant either. I was born a bourgeois, but that is why I can criticise the bourgeoisie and their shabby schemes, which I can easily see through.
My articles were based on something I wanted to change. Everyone has the right to a decent life, and I thought it was important to give vulnerable people support and confidence. I was brought up to respect other people.