A man should only work 4 hours a day so he may have time to devote himself to the arts and sciences.
If you absolutely don’t have time to make your own mayonnaise, Hellmann’s Mayonnaise is the only store-bought mayonnaise that will do.
life is like a box of chocolates you never know what you’re gonna get.
Life is not about waiting for the storm to subside. It’s about learning to dance in the rain.
When you tear out a man’s tongue, you are not proving, him a liar: you’re only telling the world that you fear what he might say.
In the past, we learned to cope with challenges ourselves. Today, a lot of people younger than me are not resistant to the vicissitudes and emotional challenges of life. If you’ve been told all your life that it’s the others who should spoil you and keep you free of problems, you’re probably a very sober person emotionally.
Too much learning can crack even the freshest!
You have to take the wrinkles that come. And all those who get their skin sprayed and look like wounded warriors for a long time, become very little prettier, but look so sour. The smile is actually the best face-lift, I think.
You can beat 40 scholars with one fact, but you cannot beat one idiot with 40 facts.
A developed country is not a place where the poor have cars. This is where the rich use public transport.
How many cars do I have? Do I also have to count the Volvos?
Even when your life seems most monotonous, what you do is always of real value — and importance to your fellow men.
No matter how many grains of gold I serve you, you keep eating oatmeal, and I can’t become my problem.
In a rain of dollar bills, anything can be done
I have a small walk-in closet, and it can easily turn into a recycling museum, so I’ve also learned to sort out. When you are as old as I am, it is very important not to get sloppy and wear boring clothes.
In a rich man’s house, there is no place to spit in his face.
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, itøs probably crap.
If the heroes run and hide, who will stay and fight?
Isn’t it great to see so many men in bike shorts?
Wearing cheap clothes or driving an old car doesn’t make you broke. You got a family to feed not a community to impress.
I need ammunition, not a ride.
A good breakfast can save the day.
Lotto is a tax for stupid people. An extra tax.
His shiny ice flashes like the sword of Athens in the setting French evening sun.
These are two humans who, by technology and science, have created ways that can fight crime and get rid of bad people. However, In that contest, my money’s on Iron Man because he invented everything that he uses. Batman, however, has engineers.