Life is not about waiting for the storm to subside. It’s about learning to dance in the rain.
I don’t think you should think too much about the fact that time is passing and you’re not a teenager anymore. Then you just get plagued and get even more wrinkles and look even more grumpy and sad.
If the penalty for a crime is a fine, then that law only exists for the lower class.
Idleness is the root of all art
There is always a bigger fish.
My articles were based on something I wanted to change. Everyone has the right to a decent life, and I thought it was important to give vulnerable people support and confidence. I was brought up to respect other people.
Even when your life seems most monotonous, what you do is always of real value — and importance to your fellow men.
Maintain a natural gait even if you shit your pants
How many cars do I have? Do I also have to count the Volvos?
You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.
In the past, we learned to cope with challenges ourselves. Today, a lot of people younger than me are not resistant to the vicissitudes and emotional challenges of life. If you’ve been told all your life that it’s the others who should spoil you and keep you free of problems, you’re probably a very sober person emotionally.
Sometimes, the wrong train takes you to the right station.
You have to take the wrinkles that come. And all those who get their skin sprayed and look like wounded warriors for a long time, become very little prettier, but look so sour. The smile is actually the best face-lift, I think.
You can beat 40 scholars with one fact, but you cannot beat one idiot with 40 facts.
No matter how many grains of gold I serve you, you keep eating oatmeal, and I can’t become my problem.
When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist.
Life is like a game of chess. I don’t know how to play chess.
Isn’t it great to see so many men in bike shorts?
These are two humans who, by technology and science, have created ways that can fight crime and get rid of bad people. However, In that contest, my money’s on Iron Man because he invented everything that he uses. Batman, however, has engineers.
A developed country is not a place where the poor have cars. This is where the rich use public transport.
I have a small walk-in closet, and it can easily turn into a recycling museum, so I’ve also learned to sort out. When you are as old as I am, it is very important not to get sloppy and wear boring clothes.
It’s okay to be a little fucked up in the head. We all are. It’s only when you’re fucked up in the heart that makes you a piece of shit.
The ability to speak does not make you intelligent.
My career always took me away from home, I was always away from home and I just wanted to be home.
When I was a child, ladies and gentlemen, I was a dreamer. I read comic books and I was the hero of the comic book. I saw movies and I was the hero in the movie. So every dream I ever dreamed has come true a hundred times…I learned very early in life that: ‘Without a song, the day would never end; without a song, a man ain’t got a friend; without a song, the road would never bend – without a song.’ So I keep singing a song. Goodnight. Thank you.