Wearing cheap clothes or driving an old car doesn’t make you broke. You got a family to feed not a community to impress.
Even when your life seems most monotonous, what you do is always of real value — and importance to your fellow men.
I hate all those weathermen who tell you that rain is bad weather. There’s no such thing as bad weather, just the wrong clothing, so get yourself a sexy raincoat and live a little.
You have to take the wrinkles that come. And all those who get their skin sprayed and look like wounded warriors for a long time, become very little prettier, but look so sour. The smile is actually the best face-lift, I think.
Idleness is the root of all art
In a rain of dollar bills, anything can be done
If you only want to see dog shit, then there is dog shit.
Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
I knew we had to drive on cobblestones, but I didn’t know they had thrown them down from a helicopter.
I won! I won! I don’t have to go to school anymore.
The pill is one of the biggest advances I’ve seen.
His shiny ice flashes like the sword of Athens in the setting French evening sun.
Life is like a game of chess. I don’t know how to play chess.
If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need.
I need ammunition, not a ride.
If the penalty for a crime is a fine, then that law only exists for the lower class.
An amazing breathlessness arises because we fill our lives with emptiness and Facebook. In a discussion about the empty calories of Facebook, someone close to me said with great seriousness: “I have 190 friends on Facebook.” Then I replied: “Yes, but hardly one of them will pick up your coffin the day you leave here.” Why not use the time for some fewer and real friends in the real world.
If the heroes run and hide, who will stay and fight?
You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.
There is always a bigger fish.
One of the things I can’t get my hands on is something like “Mothers’ Clubs”, where instead of reading a book and walking in nature with their babies, they sit and talk about vomit and nappies and burping with other like-minded people and get nowhere. I think it bothers me a little in the women’s area.
If you live for weekends or vacations, your shit is broken.
I don’t think you should think too much about the fact that time is passing and you’re not a teenager anymore. Then you just get plagued and get even more wrinkles and look even more grumpy and sad.
If you absolutely don’t have time to make your own mayonnaise, Hellmann’s Mayonnaise is the only store-bought mayonnaise that will do.
You can beat 40 scholars with one fact, but you cannot beat one idiot with 40 facts.