A man should only work 4 hours a day so he may have time to devote himself to the arts and sciences.
life is like a box of chocolates you never know what you’re gonna get.
Instead of buying your children all the things you never had, you should teach them all the things you were never taught. Material wears out but knowledge stays.
An amazing breathlessness arises because we fill our lives with emptiness and Facebook. In a discussion about the empty calories of Facebook, someone close to me said with great seriousness: “I have 190 friends on Facebook.” Then I replied: “Yes, but hardly one of them will pick up your coffin the day you leave here.” Why not use the time for some fewer and real friends in the real world.
It’s okay to be a little fucked up in the head. We all are. It’s only when you’re fucked up in the heart that makes you a piece of shit.
I need ammunition, not a ride.
Isn’t it great to see so many men in bike shorts?
The longer I stay at home, the more homeless I look.
The pill is one of the biggest advances I’ve seen.
Sometimes, the wrong train takes you to the right station.
In a rain of dollar bills, anything can be done
These are two humans who, by technology and science, have created ways that can fight crime and get rid of bad people. However, In that contest, my money’s on Iron Man because he invented everything that he uses. Batman, however, has engineers.
If you live for weekends or vacations, your shit is broken.
You have to take the wrinkles that come. And all those who get their skin sprayed and look like wounded warriors for a long time, become very little prettier, but look so sour. The smile is actually the best face-lift, I think.
There is always a bigger fish.
I hate all those weathermen who tell you that rain is bad weather. There’s no such thing as bad weather, just the wrong clothing, so get yourself a sexy raincoat and live a little.
Even when your life seems most monotonous, what you do is always of real value — and importance to your fellow men.
A developed country is not a place where the poor have cars. This is where the rich use public transport.
I won! I won! I don’t have to go to school anymore.
No matter how many grains of gold I serve you, you keep eating oatmeal, and I can’t become my problem.
If someone says it’s raining and another person says it’s dry, it’s not your job to quote them both. Your job is to look out the fucking window and find out which is true.
If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need.
If the penalty for a crime is a fine, then that law only exists for the lower class.
I have a small walk-in closet, and it can easily turn into a recycling museum, so I’ve also learned to sort out. When you are as old as I am, it is very important not to get sloppy and wear boring clothes.
If you only want to see dog shit, then there is dog shit.