Idleness is the root of all art
You have to take the wrinkles that come. And all those who get their skin sprayed and look like wounded warriors for a long time, become very little prettier, but look so sour. The smile is actually the best face-lift, I think.
I don’t think you should think too much about the fact that time is passing and you’re not a teenager anymore. Then you just get plagued and get even more wrinkles and look even more grumpy and sad.
With great powers comes great responsibilities.
It’s okay to be a little fucked up in the head. We all are. It’s only when you’re fucked up in the heart that makes you a piece of shit.
I am a bourgeois, but I am not a Left-woman. I was born a bourgeois, and I have always tried not to stand on a pedestal and say that I am a worker. That would be false talk. Nor during the many years when the red hirelings were around and held their noses at the thought of “Matador” and everything else I did. I’m not a peasant either. I was born a bourgeois, but that is why I can criticise the bourgeoisie and their shabby schemes, which I can easily see through.
Maintain a natural gait even if you shit your pants
In a rain of dollar bills, anything can be done
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, itøs probably crap.
Sometimes, the wrong train takes you to the right station.
life is like a box of chocolates you never know what you’re gonna get.
Wearing cheap clothes or driving an old car doesn’t make you broke. You got a family to feed not a community to impress.
If someone says it’s raining and another person says it’s dry, it’s not your job to quote them both. Your job is to look out the fucking window and find out which is true.
You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.
I hate all those weathermen who tell you that rain is bad weather. There’s no such thing as bad weather, just the wrong clothing, so get yourself a sexy raincoat and live a little.
If you only want to see dog shit, then there is dog shit.
Life is not about waiting for the storm to subside. It’s about learning to dance in the rain.
When I was a child, ladies and gentlemen, I was a dreamer. I read comic books and I was the hero of the comic book. I saw movies and I was the hero in the movie. So every dream I ever dreamed has come true a hundred times…I learned very early in life that: ‘Without a song, the day would never end; without a song, a man ain’t got a friend; without a song, the road would never bend – without a song.’ So I keep singing a song. Goodnight. Thank you.
Life is like a game of chess. I don’t know how to play chess.
When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist.
A developed country is not a place where the poor have cars. This is where the rich use public transport.
If the penalty for a crime is a fine, then that law only exists for the lower class.
Isn’t it great to see so many men in bike shorts?
You can beat 40 scholars with one fact, but you cannot beat one idiot with 40 facts.
Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.