Too much learning can crack even the freshest!
Lotto is a tax for stupid people. An extra tax.
In a rain of dollar bills, anything can be done
The ability to speak does not make you intelligent.
I thought I was stone rich, so I poured money out with both hands – and now I owe right and left.
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, itøs probably crap.
I am a bourgeois, but I am not a Left-woman. I was born a bourgeois, and I have always tried not to stand on a pedestal and say that I am a worker. That would be false talk. Nor during the many years when the red hirelings were around and held their noses at the thought of “Matador” and everything else I did. I’m not a peasant either. I was born a bourgeois, but that is why I can criticise the bourgeoisie and their shabby schemes, which I can easily see through.
The pill is one of the biggest advances I’ve seen.
These are two humans who, by technology and science, have created ways that can fight crime and get rid of bad people. However, In that contest, my money’s on Iron Man because he invented everything that he uses. Batman, however, has engineers.
Idleness is the root of all art
Isn’t it great to see so many men in bike shorts?
When you get as old as I am and no longer have a husband or dog, and the children have long since left home, you can sit and get a little wiser by thinking. Then it’s time to edit your memories and start looking at your life again. First come the regrets, then come the wrongs you’ve done, mistakes you’ve made – and all the things you can sit and brood over if you’re already in a bad mood. But you can also understand people and contexts in a new way.
I want to tell people how to live spiritually. After you’ve bought all your houses and clothes, you want something bigger.
One of the things I can’t get my hands on is something like “Mothers’ Clubs”, where instead of reading a book and walking in nature with their babies, they sit and talk about vomit and nappies and burping with other like-minded people and get nowhere. I think it bothers me a little in the women’s area.
There is always a bigger fish.
How many cars do I have? Do I also have to count the Volvos?
Even when your life seems most monotonous, what you do is always of real value — and importance to your fellow men.
If the penalty for a crime is a fine, then that law only exists for the lower class.
If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need.
If you only want to see dog shit, then there is dog shit.
I knew we had to drive on cobblestones, but I didn’t know they had thrown them down from a helicopter.
You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.
I need ammunition, not a ride.
If someone says it’s raining and another person says it’s dry, it’s not your job to quote them both. Your job is to look out the fucking window and find out which is true.
When I was a child, ladies and gentlemen, I was a dreamer. I read comic books and I was the hero of the comic book. I saw movies and I was the hero in the movie. So every dream I ever dreamed has come true a hundred times…I learned very early in life that: ‘Without a song, the day would never end; without a song, a man ain’t got a friend; without a song, the road would never bend – without a song.’ So I keep singing a song. Goodnight. Thank you.