When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist.
You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.
Sometimes, the wrong train takes you to the right station.
There is always a bigger fish.
How many cars do I have? Do I also have to count the Volvos?
A man should only work 4 hours a day so he may have time to devote himself to the arts and sciences.
life is like a box of chocolates you never know what you’re gonna get.
I won! I won! I don’t have to go to school anymore.
My career always took me away from home, I was always away from home and I just wanted to be home.