If you only want to see dog shit, then there is dog shit.
We are not all in the same boat. We are all in the same storm.
If someone says it’s raining and another person says it’s dry, it’s not your job to quote them both. Your job is to look out the fucking window and find out which is true.
The longer I stay at home, the more homeless I look.
Lotto is a tax for stupid people. An extra tax.
Idleness is the root of all art
In a rich man’s house, there is no place to spit in his face.
When I was a child, ladies and gentlemen, I was a dreamer. I read comic books and I was the hero of the comic book. I saw movies and I was the hero in the movie. So every dream I ever dreamed has come true a hundred times…I learned very early in life that: ‘Without a song, the day would never end; without a song, a man ain’t got a friend; without a song, the road would never bend – without a song.’ So I keep singing a song. Goodnight. Thank you.
Wearing cheap clothes or driving an old car doesn’t make you broke. You got a family to feed not a community to impress.