The pill is one of the biggest advances I’ve seen.
The ability to speak does not make you intelligent.
I knew we had to drive on cobblestones, but I didn’t know they had thrown them down from a helicopter.
One of the things I can’t get my hands on is something like “Mothers’ Clubs”, where instead of reading a book and walking in nature with their babies, they sit and talk about vomit and nappies and burping with other like-minded people and get nowhere. I think it bothers me a little in the women’s area.
A good breakfast can save the day.
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, itøs probably crap.
No matter how many grains of gold I serve you, you keep eating oatmeal, and I can’t become my problem.
Life is not about waiting for the storm to subside. It’s about learning to dance in the rain.
My career always took me away from home, I was always away from home and I just wanted to be home.