Everything sounds deep when you don’t read books.
I have a small walk-in closet, and it can easily turn into a recycling museum, so I’ve also learned to sort out. When you are as old as I am, it is very important not to get sloppy and wear boring clothes.
The ability to speak does not make you intelligent.
When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist.
I won! I won! I don’t have to go to school anymore.
No matter how many grains of gold I serve you, you keep eating oatmeal, and I can’t become my problem.
A developed country is not a place where the poor have cars. This is where the rich use public transport.
If you live for weekends or vacations, your shit is broken.
You can beat 40 scholars with one fact, but you cannot beat one idiot with 40 facts.