If someone offers you an amazing opportunity and you’re not sure you can do it, say yes – then learn how to do it later.
Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language.
I can’t relate to lazy people. We don’t speak the same language. I don’t understand you. I don’t want to understand you.
If you’re a giver, remember to learn your limits. Because the takers don’t have any.
The more I practice – the luckier I am.
life is like a box of chocolates you never know what you’re gonna get.
People ask if it is difficult to play while drunk. It’s not, as long as you make sure you are when you practice.
Maintain a natural gait even if you shit your pants
I will not promise to make history. But nothing is impossible.
I believe that if you just get up and go, life will open up to you.
I’m called the poorest president, but I do not feel poor. Poor people are those who only work to try an expensive lifestyle and always want more and more.
The winner blames himself. The loser blames others.
I won! I won! I don’t have to go to school anymore.
I’d say it’s been my biggest problem all my life.. it’s money. It takes a lot of money to make these dreams come true.
I only earn 11 kroner per trip I sell, but it also becomes a part when I sell a million trips a year.
I have noticed a very, very talkative Silkeborg player. And all the talk about Silkeborg playing much better football this season than last, is perhaps justified. Instead of kicking the ball 40 yards up the field like they did last season, they kick it just 35 yards forward this season.
The longer I stay at home, the more homeless I look.
We do two shows a night for five weeks. A lotta times we’ll go upstairs and sing until daylight – gospel songs. We grew up with it…It more or less puts your mind at ease. It does mine.
How many cars do I have? Do I also have to count the Volvos?
I am a bourgeois, but I am not a Left-woman. I was born a bourgeois, and I have always tried not to stand on a pedestal and say that I am a worker. That would be false talk. Nor during the many years when the red hirelings were around and held their noses at the thought of “Matador” and everything else I did. I’m not a peasant either. I was born a bourgeois, but that is why I can criticise the bourgeoisie and their shabby schemes, which I can easily see through.
In the past, we learned to cope with challenges ourselves. Today, a lot of people younger than me are not resistant to the vicissitudes and emotional challenges of life. If you’ve been told all your life that it’s the others who should spoil you and keep you free of problems, you’re probably a very sober person emotionally.
I will splinter the CIA into a thousand pieces and scatter it into the wind.
You should always take women so beautiful that you can get rid of them again.
I do not, in principle, comment on judges. Especially not him here.
I’m as happy as I can get – meeen I’ve been happier.