You can’t start the next chapter of your life if you keep rereading the last one.
I’m as happy as I can get – meeen I’ve been happier.
It doesn’t get any easier, you just get faster.
Idleness is the root of all art
I am self-created. I always wanted to make myself a better person because I wasn’t educated. But that was my dream – to have class.
Only women, children, and dogs are loved unconditionally. A man is only loved under the condition he provides something.
At my age, you think about the afterlife. I’m mostly inclined to think there’s nothing there, but sometimes I can’t help but let my imagination run wild. My good friend Ulla Steen says she believes that all of us who like each other meet in the big angel bar where we are expected. I see myself arriving at the angel bar, and there’s my father, my husband and my son, and one of them says: “There’s Lise. Now we are four again for a l’hombre.
I had to go through so horribly much before I found out to skip where the fence is lowest.
If a man says you’re ugly, he’s just mean. If a woman says you’re ugly, she’s just jealous. If a kid says you’re ugly, you’re ugly.
None of us can slow the passage of time; and while we often focus on all that has changed in the intervening years, much remains unchanged, including the Gospel of Christ and his teachings.
I do not, in principle, comment on judges. Especially not him here.
There may be people with more talent than you, but there is no excuse not to work harder than you already do.
I clearly remember the first time I had sex. I still have the receipt at home.
I knew we had to drive on cobblestones, but I didn’t know they had thrown them down from a helicopter.
When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist.
If one is silent for too long, then the tongue withers
Livingston wants to give it to Armstrong, but Armstrong would rather have it from behind by Hamilton.
The one who comes first to the mill gets milled first
A good person, there can not be too much of.
I usually teasingly say that FCK is a superstructure, while Brøndby is a merger, a municipal entrepreneurial project that led to professional conditions.
No matter how many grains of gold I serve you, you keep eating oatmeal, and I can’t become my problem.
You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.
If you train hard, you not only become hard yourself, you also become hard to overcome.
Style is a way to say who you are without having to speak.
Smart people learn from everything and everyone, average people from their experiences, stupid people already have all the answers.