Life is not about waiting for the storm to subside. It’s about learning to dance in the rain.
In the band, we only drink three drinks a day: two golden beers and a bottle of port.
I wish I was a cow eating grass in a field. No rent. No job. No college. Just moo.
Pain doesn’t tell you when you ought to stop. Pain is the little voice in your head that tries to hold you back because it knows if you continue you will change.
Throughout my life, the message and teachings of Christ have been my guide and in them I find hope. It is my heartfelt prayer that you will continue to be sustained by your faith in times of trial and encouraged by hope in times of despair.
His shiny ice flashes like the sword of Athens in the setting French evening sun.
Haters are a good problem to have. Nobody hates the good ones. They hate the great ones.
Compare yourself to who you were yesterday, not to who someone else is today.
Just because you’re unique, doesn’t mean you’re useful.
A live concert to me is exciting because of all the electricity that is generated in the crowd and on stage. It’s my favorite part of the business – live concerts.
There are some who claim that football is a matter of life and death. It’s an attitude that disappoints me. I can assure you that football is much more than that!
I can’t relate to lazy people. We don’t speak the same language. I don’t understand you. I don’t want to understand you.
Why do you see the splinter in your brother’s eye but don’t notice the beam in your own eye?
One of the worst things that can happen to a journalist is a belief in authority.
One must have a big nose to be able to smell something.
We did not underestimate them. They were just so much better than we expected.
Some of life’s big questions: Where do we come from, where are we going and where do we put the empty bottles?
An amazing breathlessness arises because we fill our lives with emptiness and Facebook. In a discussion about the empty calories of Facebook, someone close to me said with great seriousness: “I have 190 friends on Facebook.” Then I replied: “Yes, but hardly one of them will pick up your coffin the day you leave here.” Why not use the time for some fewer and real friends in the real world.
It doesn’t get any easier, you just get faster.
Virenque is riding. He (Aldag, ed.) stands perfectly still. He stands still as a German tree in the Harz.
Accepting your nose is the first step to self-love.
Satire is meant to ridicule power. If you are laughing at people who are hurting, it’s not satire, it’s bullying.
I don’t think you should think too much about the fact that time is passing and you’re not a teenager anymore. Then you just get plagued and get even more wrinkles and look even more grumpy and sad.
I only earn 11 kroner per trip I sell, but it also becomes a part when I sell a million trips a year.
I like Danish humour – I just wish you had more of it.