life is like a box of chocolates you never know what you’re gonna get.
My uncle always said: There are two kinds of music: country and western.
Courage is knowing it might hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same.
And that’s why life is hard.
Bad publicity is better than no publicity at all
Sometimes it’s strange being me. I travel the world meeting people, I’m surrounded with friends and my life is full, but all the time I am confronted by a young man I have nothing in common with. He is me, but he is not me now. In fact I have been me now for longer than I was him, but no one wants to know about me.
Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
Some people tap their feet, some people snap their fingers, and some people sway back and forth. I just sorta do ‘em all together, I guess.
If it’s dancing, or anything else in life my darling, that matters to you, then don’t let anything or anyone stop you.
I don’t dress up for boys. I dress up to stare at my reflection as I walk by store windows.
I’d say it’s been my biggest problem all my life.. it’s money. It takes a lot of money to make these dreams come true.
Instead of buying your children all the things you never had, you should teach them all the things you were never taught. Material wears out but knowledge stays.
Man, I was tame compared to what they do now. Are you kidding? I didn’t do anything but just jiggle.
Don’t prepare the path for the child, prepare the child for the path.
When I was a child, ladies and gentlemen, I was a dreamer. I read comic books and I was the hero of the comic book. I saw movies and I was the hero in the movie. So every dream I ever dreamed has come true a hundred times…I learned very early in life that: ‘Without a song, the day would never end; without a song, a man ain’t got a friend; without a song, the road would never bend – without a song.’ So I keep singing a song. Goodnight. Thank you.
It may be that you can not buy love for money – but you can buy something similar to confusion.
A man should only work 4 hours a day so he may have time to devote himself to the arts and sciences.
It is better to be one of those who sometimes go wrong than one of those who do not go at all.
When I go to bed at night, I hope they are gone the next morning, but they are still there the next morning.
We just have to go out and shout as loud as we can
Use your success, wealth and influence to put them in the best position to realize their own dreams and find their true purpose.
It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize that there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.
You start by saving up 100 million kroner and take it from there.
I usually teasingly say that FCK is a superstructure, while Brøndby is a merger, a municipal entrepreneurial project that led to professional conditions.
The top of it all is then, I really wished him (Solbakken, ed.) To get that victory goal made and piss on those farmers. And I want to be allowed to say “piss on those farmers” because those spectators do not deserve another name.
What can you get for a dollar? You can get piss and paper