Maintain a natural gait even if you shit your pants
Wearing unbranded and cheap clothes does not mean you are poor. Remember you have a family to feed, not a community to impress.
If you don’t find a way to make money while you sleep, you will work until you die.
Everyone you meet always asks if you have a career, are married, or own a house, as if life was some kind of grocery list. But no one ever asks you if you are happy.
If you live for weekends or vacations, your shit is broken.
I would like to play for an Italian club, such as Barcelona.
If the penalty for a crime is a fine, then that law only exists for the lower class.
They are the second best team in the world and there is no greater praise than this.
The beauty in being blessed with talent is rising above doubters to create a beautiful moment.
Satire is meant to ridicule power. If you are laughing at people who are hurting, it’s not satire, it’s bullying.
You can’t start the next chapter of your life if you keep rereading the last one.
Never listen to girls on how to get girls. If you’re trying to catch fish you don’t ask another fish. You ask the Fisherman.
If one is silent for too long, then the tongue withers
When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist.
The most memorable moments in life are the ones you never planned.
Shut up it was blowing out there and there was also a Spaniard who did not have learned that with not pissing against the wind. So he pissed and I got his piss on my leg. So I was not entirely happy with that.
Now they just have to stop coming up with all sorts of weird ideas. You do not know what the next thing they think we should do is. Whether we’re going to run through fire or something. I sat and thought a bit about an idea one could give to them. Maybe the day after tomorrow or in a few days, they will do a stage where we do not know when there are goals. They say it is between 1 cm. and 300 km. and then all of a sudden it’s some man with a flag – maybe a dwarf. And then the stage is over.
If you can not join them, beat them.
Now the gossip must stop. Now I’m tired of getting sucked into your columns. Then you must sue me if you dare.
It’s – sorry my French – some damn nonsense. There are certainly also pig farmers and cattle farmers who go in clean boots and clothes. You will probably find most of them, so that is why it is nonsense.
I have no vices only desires.
Brøndby is a good municipal brand. Now they just need to become a good football brand.
An amazing breathlessness arises because we fill our lives with emptiness and Facebook. In a discussion about the empty calories of Facebook, someone close to me said with great seriousness: “I have 190 friends on Facebook.” Then I replied: “Yes, but hardly one of them will pick up your coffin the day you leave here.” Why not use the time for some fewer and real friends in the real world.
All I got from van Looy and his cronies was ridicule, not one piece of help or advice. They were very unfair, I was still just a naive young boy really. With Peugeot, and es[Simpson]pecially with Tom [Simpson], it was completely different.
Maybe it should have changed me more [to become a mother, ed.]. I sometimes wonder if I was at home enough with my children, but it’s no use now, because it can’t be helped. They have survived.