I was mortified that she disappeared before me, sitting at her writing desk, surrounded by classical music. A cerut in hand and a glass of whisky within reach.
They say cristiano ronaldo scores only against small teams? That’s true because there’s no bigger team than Real Madrid.
All warfare is based on deception.
If someone offers you an amazing opportunity and you’re not sure you can do it, say yes – then learn how to do it later.
If someone says it’s raining and another person says it’s dry, it’s not your job to quote them both. Your job is to look out the fucking window and find out which is true.
Bitter? No, it’s something we drink.
Some people believe that football is a matter of life and death. I am very disappointed with this attitude. I can guarantee that it is much more important than that.
People ask if it is difficult to play while drunk. It’s not, as long as you make sure you are when you practice.
If you are 17 and live in Albertslund, what can you become? Maybe you can study in a bakery.
If you can not join them, beat them.
They are the second best team in the world and there is no greater praise than this.
Well but, everything has an end, and an earthworm it has two.
Maybe it should have changed me more [to become a mother, ed.]. I sometimes wonder if I was at home enough with my children, but it’s no use now, because it can’t be helped. They have survived.
Everything sounds deep when you don’t read books.
The Laudrup brothers have the same characteristics as the Heick family. They create a network of journalists around them – a slew of after-talkers who market them as mother-in-law’s dream.
When I go to bed at night, I hope they are gone the next morning, but they are still there the next morning.
If you don’t find a way to make money while you sleep, you will work until you die.
Too much learning can crack even the freshest!
People walk differently in high heels. Your body sways to a different kind of tempo.
I do not care if we lose every single match in the league as long as we win it
You can change wives, politics, religion… but you can never, ever change your favorite football team.
Champions play until they reach their goal.
I clearly remember the first time I had sex. I still have the receipt at home.
I start a fire and every time I exercise, I add more fuel. At just the right moment, I strike the match.
The women’s struggle today is an individual struggle (…) You can’t demand equal pay if you also want to have a long maternity leave, stay at home when they are sick and be there primarily for the children.