By 2030, we will be working for as little as 15 hours a week.
I will splinter the CIA into a thousand pieces and scatter it into the wind.
Age is not an obstacle. It is a limitation you impose on your mind.
Pain is temporary. Quitting lasts forever.
Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language.
My career always took me away from home, I was always away from home and I just wanted to be home.
With great powers comes great responsibilities.
Whoever said “it’s not just about winning” probably said it after losing.
You may have had fun at the time teasing, but in fact it wasn’t much fun to be teased. But I thank you, somewhere, for having done it, because it made me take up something that I love to this day – and that no one, then or now, can take me away from.
Til we meet again, may God bless you. Adios.
If you are 17 and live in Albertslund, what can you become? Maybe you can study in a bakery.
Der er kun én succes – at kunne tilbringe dit liv på din egen måde.
I dont do drugs. I am drugs.
Why fall in love, when you can fall asleep
Lotto is a tax for stupid people. An extra tax.
It was nice you came, but it’s even nicer that you go
In the band, we only drink three drinks a day: two golden beers and a bottle of port.
I do not care if we lose every single match in the league as long as we win it
A true master stands up when he cannot.
There’s one thing worse than being boring. It is to be immoral
If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need.
One must have a big nose to be able to smell something.
Suicide is never the answer. You must outlive your enemies.
Instead of buying your children all the things you never had, you should teach them all the things you were never taught. Material wears out but knowledge stays.
Maintain a natural gait even if you shit your pants