When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist.
Trust me, setting things up right from the beginning will avoid a ton of tears and heartache.
If everything seems under control, you’re just not going fast enough.
Accepting your nose is the first step to self-love.
Today you can just show bare ass for ten seconds on TV, then you are world famous in Denmark. 25 years ago, it required much more starquality.
Don’t criticize what you don’t understand, son. You never walked in that man’s shoes.
To be completely honest, I thought Viborg was a bit like Herning. However, it is something completely different with beautiful nature, large forests, and amazing lakes.
I will splinter the CIA into a thousand pieces and scatter it into the wind.
If you’re a giver, remember to learn your limits. Because the takers don’t have any.
Life is like a game of chess. I don’t know how to play chess.
Sometimes it’s strange being me. I travel the world meeting people, I’m surrounded with friends and my life is full, but all the time I am confronted by a young man I have nothing in common with. He is me, but he is not me now. In fact I have been me now for longer than I was him, but no one wants to know about me.
When I die, I want to go to sleep peacefully like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror, like the passengers in his car.
I’ve never tried that before, so I can probably do it well!
We’ve crazy about cycling. We just so like it.
They say it’s the white man I should fear, but it’s my own kind doing all the killing here.
If you ever find yourself cringing at something you did in the past, it means you have grown as a person.
It is better to have clean nails than soil between the ears.
Don’t just read the easy stuff. You may be entertained by it, but you will never grow from it.
My husband has quite simply been my strength and stay all these years, and I owe him a debt greater than he would ever claim.
My family is so poor that we combined my father’s funeral with my 50th birthday.
If one is not happy with oneself, then why should others be?
If you absolutely don’t have time to make your own mayonnaise, Hellmann’s Mayonnaise is the only store-bought mayonnaise that will do.
Just because you’re unique, doesn’t mean you’re useful.
The hardest thing about doing good business is avoiding doing the bad ones.
An athlete cannot run with money in his pockets. He must run with hope in his heart and dreams in his head.