Instead of buying your children all the things you never had, you should teach them all the things you were never taught. Material wears out but knowledge stays.
When you tear out a man’s tongue, you are not proving, him a liar: you’re only telling the world that you fear what he might say.
Those who have never made a mistake have never tried anything new.
A good breakfast can save the day.
If one is not happy with oneself, then why should others be?
If they want to be with sour and awkward people during their vacation, well, then they should probably choose another travel agency.
One man can be crucial to a team, but one man cannot make a whole team.
The longer I stay at home, the more homeless I look.
I dont do drugs. I am drugs.
The pill is one of the biggest advances I’ve seen.
The 4 day work week is inevitable within our time.
Man, I was tame compared to what they do now. Are you kidding? I didn’t do anything but just jiggle.
He treats the bike like an old mean bitch that deserves it.
Everyone you meet always asks if you have a career, are married, or own a house, as if life was some kind of grocery list. But no one ever asks you if you are happy.
Shut up legs
A good person, there can not be too much of.