…the image is one thing and the human being is another…it’s very hard to live up to an image.
If you’re a giver, remember to learn your limits. Because the takers don’t have any.
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired at the age of eighteen.
Once you know what failure feels like, determination chases success.
The difference between style and fashion is quality.
You can beat 40 scholars with one fact, but you cannot beat one idiot with 40 facts.
I hate all those weathermen who tell you that rain is bad weather. There’s no such thing as bad weather, just the wrong clothing, so get yourself a sexy raincoat and live a little.
If a man says you’re ugly, he’s just mean. If a woman says you’re ugly, she’s just jealous. If a kid says you’re ugly, you’re ugly.
I don’t trust anyone who’s nice to me but rude to the waiter. Because they would treat me the same way if I were in that position.
I was mortified that she disappeared before me, sitting at her writing desk, surrounded by classical music. A cerut in hand and a glass of whisky within reach.
In the band, we only drink three drinks a day: two golden beers and a bottle of port.
I do not care if we lose every single match in the league as long as we win it
If you’re afraid to fail, then you’re probably going to fail.
Sometimes, the wrong train takes you to the right station.
It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men.
Those who have never made a mistake have never tried anything new.