The Laudrup brothers have the same characteristics as the Heick family. They create a network of journalists around them – a slew of after-talkers who market them as mother-in-law’s dream.
Maybe it should have changed me more [to become a mother, ed.]. I sometimes wonder if I was at home enough with my children, but it’s no use now, because it can’t be helped. They have survived.
I won! I won! I don’t have to go to school anymore.
Why fall in love, when you can fall asleep
I wish I was a cow eating grass in a field. No rent. No job. No college. Just moo.
Stay away from negative people, they have a problem for every solution
A man should only work 4 hours a day so he may have time to devote himself to the arts and sciences.
I only earn 11 kroner per trip I sell, but it also becomes a part when I sell a million trips a year.
When I was a child, ladies and gentlemen, I was a dreamer. I read comic books and I was the hero of the comic book. I saw movies and I was the hero in the movie. So every dream I ever dreamed has come true a hundred times…I learned very early in life that: ‘Without a song, the day would never end; without a song, a man ain’t got a friend; without a song, the road would never bend – without a song.’ So I keep singing a song. Goodnight. Thank you.
Isn’t it great to see so many men in bike shorts?
It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize that there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.
The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.
You should always take women so beautiful that you can get rid of them again.
We are not all in the same boat. We are all in the same storm.
Don’t prepare the path for the child, prepare the child for the path.
Man, I was tame compared to what they do now. Are you kidding? I didn’t do anything but just jiggle.
I have never made a prediction, nor will I ever do so.
I can’t relate to lazy people. We don’t speak the same language. I don’t understand you. I don’t want to understand you.
I do not care if we lose every single match in the league as long as we win it
When life seems hard, the courageous do not lie down and accept defeat; instead, they are all the more determined to struggle for a better future.
Shut up it was blowing out there and there was also a Spaniard who did not have learned that with not pissing against the wind. So he pissed and I got his piss on my leg. So I was not entirely happy with that.
I have noticed a very, very talkative Silkeborg player. And all the talk about Silkeborg playing much better football this season than last, is perhaps justified. Instead of kicking the ball 40 yards up the field like they did last season, they kick it just 35 yards forward this season.
You can beat 40 scholars with one fact, but you cannot beat one idiot with 40 facts.
Once you know what failure feels like, determination chases success.
When peace comes, remember it will be for us, the children of today, to make the world of tomorrow a better and happier place.