Do you ever miss yourself? The person you were before you had your first heartbreak or before you got betrayed by a person you trusted? I do.
He treats the bike like an old mean bitch that deserves it.
Sometimes, the wrong train takes you to the right station.
The more you grow, the more you realize that nothing is more important than sleep.
Shut up it was blowing out there and there was also a Spaniard who did not have learned that with not pissing against the wind. So he pissed and I got his piss on my leg. So I was not entirely happy with that.
If one is not happy with oneself, then why should others be?
There are no limits to what you can accomplish, except the limits you place on your own thinking.
If you absolutely don’t have time to make your own mayonnaise, Hellmann’s Mayonnaise is the only store-bought mayonnaise that will do.
The ability to speak does not make you intelligent.
I don’t think you should think too much about the fact that time is passing and you’re not a teenager anymore. Then you just get plagued and get even more wrinkles and look even more grumpy and sad.
Act enthusiastic and you will be enthusiastic.
I will never give in to old age until I get old. And I’m not old yet!
I will splinter the CIA into a thousand pieces and scatter it into the wind.
The early bird catches the worm. The early worm gets eaten.
I usually teasingly say that FCK is a superstructure, while Brøndby is a merger, a municipal entrepreneurial project that led to professional conditions.
Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you like what you do, you will succeed.
Brøndby is a good municipal brand. Now they just need to become a good football brand.
If someone says it’s raining and another person says it’s dry, it’s not your job to quote them both. Your job is to look out the fucking window and find out which is true.
How many cars do I have? Do I also have to count the Volvos?
An ordinary Sunday
It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men.
You take your problems to a god, but what you really need is for the god to take you to your inner self.
The pill is one of the biggest advances I’ve seen.
Each day is a new beginning, I know that the only way to live my life is to try to do what is right, to take the long view, to give of my best in all that the day brings, and to put my trust in God.
Smart people learn from everything and everyone, average people from their experiences, stupid people already have all the answers.