Once you know what failure feels like, determination chases success.
Instead of buying your children all the things you never had, you should teach them all the things you were never taught. Material wears out but knowledge stays.
We never played hide and seek when we were children. No one ever bothered to look for us.
My career always took me away from home, I was always away from home and I just wanted to be home.
People ask if it is difficult to play while drunk. It’s not, as long as you make sure you are when you practice.
It’s okay to be a little fucked up in the head. We all are. It’s only when you’re fucked up in the heart that makes you a piece of shit.
If you absolutely don’t have time to make your own mayonnaise, Hellmann’s Mayonnaise is the only store-bought mayonnaise that will do.
If the heroes run and hide, who will stay and fight?
Style is a way to say who you are without having to speak.
Each day is a new beginning, I know that the only way to live my life is to try to do what is right, to take the long view, to give of my best in all that the day brings, and to put my trust in God.
I thought I was stone rich, so I poured money out with both hands – and now I owe right and left.
If you ever find yourself cringing at something you did in the past, it means you have grown as a person.
He treats the bike like an old mean bitch that deserves it.
Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you like what you do, you will succeed.
One must have a big nose to be able to smell something.
I clearly remember the first time I had sex. I still have the receipt at home.
The pill is one of the biggest advances I’ve seen.
Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language.
There’s one thing worse than being boring. It is to be immoral
Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
The Laudrup brothers have the same characteristics as the Heick family. They create a network of journalists around them – a slew of after-talkers who market them as mother-in-law’s dream.
The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing.
In this house, I’m not famous. Because the dog doesn’t care. And my children hopefully appreciate me more for our regular interaction and conversations,
If a man says you’re ugly, he’s just mean. If a woman says you’re ugly, she’s just jealous. If a kid says you’re ugly, you’re ugly.
I desire nothing, but I want everything.