The early bird catches the worm. The early worm gets eaten.
When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist.
If Per Bjerregaard wants to stop telling untruths about us, we will in turn fail to tell the truth about him.
I do not care if we lose every single match in the league as long as we win it
The first time that I appeared on stage, it scared me to death. I really didn’t know what all the yelling was about. I didn’t realize that my body was moving. It’s a natural thing to me. So to the manager backstage I said, ‘What’d I do? What’d I do?’ And he said “Whatever it is, go back and do it again.
Shut up it was blowing out there and there was also a Spaniard who did not have learned that with not pissing against the wind. So he pissed and I got his piss on my leg. So I was not entirely happy with that.
If the penalty for a crime is a fine, then that law only exists for the lower class.
I had to go through so horribly much before I found out to skip where the fence is lowest.
My career always took me away from home, I was always away from home and I just wanted to be home.
Whoever said “it’s not just about winning” probably said it after losing.
None of us can slow the passage of time; and while we often focus on all that has changed in the intervening years, much remains unchanged, including the Gospel of Christ and his teachings.
If you only want to see dog shit, then there is dog shit.
A woman with good shoes is never ugly.
Elegance is not about being noticed, it’s about being remembered.
All I got from van Looy and his cronies was ridicule, not one piece of help or advice. They were very unfair, I was still just a naive young boy really. With Peugeot, and es[Simpson]pecially with Tom [Simpson], it was completely different.
The top of it all is then, I really wished him (Solbakken, ed.) To get that victory goal made and piss on those farmers. And I want to be allowed to say “piss on those farmers” because those spectators do not deserve another name.
If you absolutely don’t have time to make your own mayonnaise, Hellmann’s Mayonnaise is the only store-bought mayonnaise that will do.
With stubbornness, you can turn defeats into amazing achievements.
Everything negative – pressure, challenges – is all an opportunity for me to rise.
They say it’s the white man I should fear, but it’s my own kind doing all the killing here.
I wish I was a cow eating grass in a field. No rent. No job. No college. Just moo.
You can beat 40 scholars with one fact, but you cannot beat one idiot with 40 facts.
My biggest beauty secret is to be happy with myself. I don’t use special creams or treatments – I use a little bit of everything. It’s a mistake to think you are what you put on yourself. I think a lot of how you look has to do with how you feel about yourself and your life. Happiness is the secret of beauty.
There are no limits to what you can accomplish, except the limits you place on your own thinking.
No matter how many grains of gold I serve you, you keep eating oatmeal, and I can’t become my problem.