There are no limits to what you can accomplish, except the limits you place on your own thinking.
I have an agreement with Lilholt and Olsen that we always play a Dalton song when we’re out on a solo tour, as it costs 280 kroner in Koda tax. It’s not much, but for them it’s a lot.
A lot of leaders fail because they don’t have the bravery to touch that nerve or strike that chord.
Football is a fairly simple sport. 22 men chase a ball for 90 minutes and in the end the Germans win!
I clearly remember the first time I had sex. I still have the receipt at home.
Just because you’re unique, doesn’t mean you’re useful.
Some people believe that football is a matter of life and death. I am very disappointed with this attitude. I can guarantee that it is much more important than that.
My family is so poor that we combined my father’s funeral with my 50th birthday.
If someone offers you an amazing opportunity and you’re not sure you can do it, say yes – then learn how to do it later.
In a rich man’s house, there is no place to spit in his face.
There may be people with more talent than you, but there is no excuse not to work harder than you already do.
Life isn’t perfect but your outfit can be.
The top of it all is then, I really wished him (Solbakken, ed.) To get that victory goal made and piss on those farmers. And I want to be allowed to say “piss on those farmers” because those spectators do not deserve another name.
My old, wise father once said: Freedom of speech is a right to write and speak, not a duty! But of course: Freedom of speech is by its nature unlimited, and it applies to everyone, even the stupid and provocative.
I will not promise to make history. But nothing is impossible.
Of course, I have nothing against the language changing, but there must be reasonableness in it, so that it does not become a mere gas can. On the other hand, new words are sometimes added that I wouldn’t do without – for example, “smug”. It’s my new favorite word. It’s a wonderfully oily word, a precise word that covers a certain type of person with a high degree of self-confidence in their own abilities.
Bad publicity is better than no publicity at all
With stubbornness, you can turn defeats into amazing achievements.
My articles were based on something I wanted to change. Everyone has the right to a decent life, and I thought it was important to give vulnerable people support and confidence. I was brought up to respect other people.
Satire is meant to ridicule power. If you are laughing at people who are hurting, it’s not satire, it’s bullying.
To me, clothing is a form of self-expression – there are hints about who you are in what you wear.
We are not all in the same boat. We are all in the same storm.
If you can’t outplay them, you have to outfight them.
A man should only work 4 hours a day so he may have time to devote himself to the arts and sciences.
I like Danish humour – I just wish you had more of it.