Only women, children, and dogs are loved unconditionally. A man is only loved under the condition he provides something.
When I was a child, ladies and gentlemen, I was a dreamer. I read comic books and I was the hero of the comic book. I saw movies and I was the hero in the movie. So every dream I ever dreamed has come true a hundred times…I learned very early in life that: ‘Without a song, the day would never end; without a song, a man ain’t got a friend; without a song, the road would never bend – without a song.’ So I keep singing a song. Goodnight. Thank you.
All footballers are motivated by money – those who say otherwise are lying.
It’s – sorry my French – some damn nonsense. There are certainly also pig farmers and cattle farmers who go in clean boots and clothes. You will probably find most of them, so that is why it is nonsense.
My uncle always said: There are two kinds of music: country and western.
They are some fools, excuse the expression, because they know the terms, and yet we must listen to the Norwegians’ pathetic statements every year. Many of us are fucking tired of that.
A good breakfast can save the day.
The early bird catches the worm
I have never made a prediction, nor will I ever do so.
We’ve crazy about cycling. We just so like it.
Don’t just read the easy stuff. You may be entertained by it, but you will never grow from it.
At my age, you think about the afterlife. I’m mostly inclined to think there’s nothing there, but sometimes I can’t help but let my imagination run wild. My good friend Ulla Steen says she believes that all of us who like each other meet in the big angel bar where we are expected. I see myself arriving at the angel bar, and there’s my father, my husband and my son, and one of them says: “There’s Lise. Now we are four again for a l’hombre.
In a rich man’s house, there is no place to spit in his face.
There are some who claim that football is a matter of life and death. It’s an attitude that disappoints me. I can assure you that football is much more than that!
Sometimes it’s strange being me. I travel the world meeting people, I’m surrounded with friends and my life is full, but all the time I am confronted by a young man I have nothing in common with. He is me, but he is not me now. In fact I have been me now for longer than I was him, but no one wants to know about me.
We in FCK are always accused of being so damn arrogant, but the fact is that we are not nearly as arrogant as anyone else would have been in our shoes
With stubbornness, you can turn defeats into amazing achievements.
The Laudrup brothers have the same characteristics as the Heick family. They create a network of journalists around them – a slew of after-talkers who market them as mother-in-law’s dream.
If you can’t outplay them, you have to outfight them.
I usually teasingly say that FCK is a superstructure, while Brøndby is a merger, a municipal entrepreneurial project that led to professional conditions.
To be completely honest, I thought Viborg was a bit like Herning. However, it is something completely different with beautiful nature, large forests, and amazing lakes.
People walk differently in high heels. Your body sways to a different kind of tempo.
I wish I was a cow eating grass in a field. No rent. No job. No college. Just moo.
I knew we had to drive on cobblestones, but I didn’t know they had thrown them down from a helicopter.
Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you like what you do, you will succeed.