If you are 17 and live in Albertslund, what can you become? Maybe you can study in a bakery.
There’s one thing worse than being boring. It is to be immoral
Money is not everything, only about 87.5 percent
Never listen to girls on how to get girls. If you’re trying to catch fish you don’t ask another fish. You ask the Fisherman.
I don’t believe in motivating a team. I believe in preparing a team so that they know that they have the necessary confidence when they go on the pitch – and are therefore prepared to play a good game.
I have self-doubt. I have insecurity. I have fear of failure. I have nights when I show up at the arena and I’m like, ‘My back hurts, my feet hurt, my knees hurt. I don’t have it. I just want to chill.’ We all have self-doubt. You don’t deny it, but you also don’t capitulate to it. You embrace it.
Cinderella is proof that a new pair of shoes can change your life.
It was nice you came, but it’s even nicer that you go
The top of it all is then, I really wished him (Solbakken, ed.) To get that victory goal made and piss on those farmers. And I want to be allowed to say “piss on those farmers” because those spectators do not deserve another name.
If you fail in your preparation, you might as well prepare to fail.
Well but, everything has an end, and an earthworm it has two.
Now the gossip must stop. Now I’m tired of getting sucked into your columns. Then you must sue me if you dare.
It’s – sorry my French – some damn nonsense. There are certainly also pig farmers and cattle farmers who go in clean boots and clothes. You will probably find most of them, so that is why it is nonsense.
If you don’t find a way to make money while you sleep, you will work until you die.
What can you get for a dollar? You can get piss and paper
If you can’t outplay them, you have to outfight them.
In the band, we only drink three drinks a day: two golden beers and a bottle of port.
The pill is one of the biggest advances I’ve seen.
Pain doesn’t tell you when you ought to stop. Pain is the little voice in your head that tries to hold you back because it knows if you continue you will change.
I have never made a prediction, nor will I ever do so.
You may have had fun at the time teasing, but in fact it wasn’t much fun to be teased. But I thank you, somewhere, for having done it, because it made me take up something that I love to this day – and that no one, then or now, can take me away from.
Only women, children, and dogs are loved unconditionally. A man is only loved under the condition he provides something.
Each day is a new beginning, I know that the only way to live my life is to try to do what is right, to take the long view, to give of my best in all that the day brings, and to put my trust in God.
We are not all in the same boat. We are all in the same storm.
Do you ever miss yourself? The person you were before you had your first heartbreak or before you got betrayed by a person you trusted? I do.