I clearly remember the first time I had sex. I still have the receipt at home.
Every strike brings me closer to the next home run.
It was nice you came, but it’s even nicer that you go
Cinderella is proof that a new pair of shoes can change your life.
Sportsmanship for me is when a player leaves the field and you can’t tell if the player has won or lost. When the player exudes pride regardless of the result.
Nogle gange ønsker folk ikke at høre sandheden, fordi de ikke vil have deres illusioner ødelagt.
When life seems hard, the courageous do not lie down and accept defeat; instead, they are all the more determined to struggle for a better future.
Football is a fairly simple sport. 22 men chase a ball for 90 minutes and in the end the Germans win!
If everything seems under control, you’re just not going fast enough.
I can’t give you the formula for success, but I can give you the formula for failure: Try to please everybody.
Til we meet again, may God bless you. Adios.
They are the second best team in the world and there is no greater praise than this.
Act enthusiastic and you will be enthusiastic.
People walk differently in high heels. Your body sways to a different kind of tempo.
My uncle always said: There are two kinds of music: country and western.
To be completely honest, I thought Viborg was a bit like Herning. However, it is something completely different with beautiful nature, large forests, and amazing lakes.
Shut up it was blowing out there and there was also a Spaniard who did not have learned that with not pissing against the wind. So he pissed and I got his piss on my leg. So I was not entirely happy with that.
I was raised in a free and liberal home. I have never felt threatened by other cultures, other colors or other ways of thinking. In 30 years, there will be more and more colors in the minds of the people who walk around our streets. And we want to move around a lot more ourselves. It is also necessary that we open up if we are to remain strong at that time.
No matter how many grains of gold I serve you, you keep eating oatmeal, and I can’t become my problem.
Only women, children, and dogs are loved unconditionally. A man is only loved under the condition he provides something.
Wearing cheap clothes or driving an old car doesn’t make you broke. You got a family to feed not a community to impress.
The early bird catches the worm
Your most difficult opponent is not the one facing you. Human nature, on the other hand, is.
Livingston wants to give it to Armstrong, but Armstrong would rather have it from behind by Hamilton.
You have to go through hell to be successful. There’s a reason the devil wears Prada.