The 4 day work week is inevitable within our time.
I have no vices only desires.
An ordinary Sunday
That’s one of the worst things about getting old. That people allow themselves to die before you.
In the band, we only drink three drinks a day: two golden beers and a bottle of port.
Of course, I have nothing against the language changing, but there must be reasonableness in it, so that it does not become a mere gas can. On the other hand, new words are sometimes added that I wouldn’t do without – for example, “smug”. It’s my new favorite word. It’s a wonderfully oily word, a precise word that covers a certain type of person with a high degree of self-confidence in their own abilities.
Instead of buying your children all the things you never had, you should teach them all the things you were never taught. Material wears out but knowledge stays.
There’s one thing worse than being boring. It is to be immoral
Whoever said “Out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear in their bedroom.
Maintain a natural gait even if you shit your pants
My legacy is that I stayed the course… from start to finish because I believed in something inside of me.
In our case, you could be a bit cheeky and say that there is probably not that much difference between integrating a North Jutlander and a Swede
I have self-doubt. I have insecurity. I have fear of failure. I have nights when I show up at the arena and I’m like, ‘My back hurts, my feet hurt, my knees hurt. I don’t have it. I just want to chill.’ We all have self-doubt. You don’t deny it, but you also don’t capitulate to it. You embrace it.
Suicide is never the answer. You must outlive your enemies.
It’s not over until it’s over.
Bad publicity is better than no publicity at all
It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize that there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.
I think now it’s a bit of a shame the real blondes are on the verge of extinction.
If you don’t heal what hurt you, you’ll bleed on people who didn’t cut you.
I don’t dress up for boys. I dress up to stare at my reflection as I walk by store windows.
If one is not happy with oneself, then why should others be?
Don’t just read the easy stuff. You may be entertained by it, but you will never grow from it.
Whoever said “it’s not just about winning” probably said it after losing.
When you tear out a man’s tongue, you are not proving, him a liar: you’re only telling the world that you fear what he might say.
Never underestimate the power of a good outfit on a bad day.