Everything negative – pressure, challenges – is all an opportunity for me to rise.
Never underestimate the power of a good outfit on a bad day.
I’m as happy as I can get – meeen I’ve been happier.
Shut up legs
It is better to have clean nails than soil between the ears.
If you only want to see dog shit, then there is dog shit.
The more I practice – the luckier I am.
When it’s hurting you that’s when you can make a difference.
I only earn 11 kroner per trip I sell, but it also becomes a part when I sell a million trips a year.
Too much learning can crack even the freshest!
I am completely overwhelmed. It’s a good thing you don’t turn 100 every day. Even though I don’t have that much energy anymore, I still want to take a few more years.
If you’re a giver, remember to learn your limits. Because the takers don’t have any.
Style is a way to say who you are without having to speak.
Instead of buying your children all the things you never had, you should teach them all the things you were never taught. Material wears out but knowledge stays.
Don’t let what you can’t do get in the way of what you can.
No matter how many grains of gold I serve you, you keep eating oatmeal, and I can’t become my problem.
I clearly remember the first time I had sex. I still have the receipt at home.
A woman with good shoes is never ugly.
You can beat 40 scholars with one fact, but you cannot beat one idiot with 40 facts.
If the heroes run and hide, who will stay and fight?
It’s okay to be a little fucked up in the head. We all are. It’s only when you’re fucked up in the heart that makes you a piece of shit.
If you train hard, you not only become hard yourself, you also become hard to overcome.
Why fall in love, when you can fall asleep
I may offend some people, but about 80% of people are idiots. At least when it comes to money.
Bad publicity is better than no publicity at all