Maintain a natural gait even if you shit your pants
I was mortified that she disappeared before me, sitting at her writing desk, surrounded by classical music. A cerut in hand and a glass of whisky within reach.
My career always took me away from home, I was always away from home and I just wanted to be home.
If someone says it’s raining and another person says it’s dry, it’s not your job to quote them both. Your job is to look out the fucking window and find out which is true.
Ultimately, it is the extra effort that separates the best from the second best. It requires ambition, determination, discipline and a willingness to sacrifice. If you add all this up, and even if you don’t win – how can you lose?
All footballers are motivated by money – those who say otherwise are lying.
If you absolutely don’t have time to make your own mayonnaise, Hellmann’s Mayonnaise is the only store-bought mayonnaise that will do.
We had 99% of the game, it was the last 3% that cost us the victory.
A good breakfast can save the day.
One must have a big nose to be able to smell something.
We know the reward is peace on earth, goodwill toward men, but we cannot win it without determination and concerted effort.
I wish I was a cow eating grass in a field. No rent. No job. No college. Just moo.
I have an agreement with Lilholt and Olsen that we always play a Dalton song when we’re out on a solo tour, as it costs 280 kroner in Koda tax. It’s not much, but for them it’s a lot.
People walk differently in high heels. Your body sways to a different kind of tempo.
I will not promise to make history. But nothing is impossible.
Trust me, setting things up right from the beginning will avoid a ton of tears and heartache.
If they want to be with sour and awkward people during their vacation, well, then they should probably choose another travel agency.
Keep your heels head and standards high.
You have to take the wrinkles that come. And all those who get their skin sprayed and look like wounded warriors for a long time, become very little prettier, but look so sour. The smile is actually the best face-lift, I think.
I am completely overwhelmed. It’s a good thing you don’t turn 100 every day. Even though I don’t have that much energy anymore, I still want to take a few more years.
Lotto is a tax for stupid people. An extra tax.
When peace comes, remember it will be for us, the children of today, to make the world of tomorrow a better and happier place.
Physical strength in a woman – that’s what I am.
A good person, there can not be too much of.
In a rain of dollar bills, anything can be done