We know the reward is peace on earth, goodwill toward men, but we cannot win it without determination and concerted effort.
I will splinter the CIA into a thousand pieces and scatter it into the wind.
In this house, I’m not famous. Because the dog doesn’t care. And my children hopefully appreciate me more for our regular interaction and conversations,
Lotto is a tax for stupid people. An extra tax.
Picking your nose does not make you a bad person. It is what you do afterward that defines you.
A man should only work 4 hours a day so he may have time to devote himself to the arts and sciences.
Maybe it should have changed me more [to become a mother, ed.]. I sometimes wonder if I was at home enough with my children, but it’s no use now, because it can’t be helped. They have survived.
If you ever find yourself cringing at something you did in the past, it means you have grown as a person.
I have an agreement with Lilholt and Olsen that we always play a Dalton song when we’re out on a solo tour, as it costs 280 kroner in Koda tax. It’s not much, but for them it’s a lot.
A lot of leaders fail because they don’t have the bravery to touch that nerve or strike that chord.
An amazing breathlessness arises because we fill our lives with emptiness and Facebook. In a discussion about the empty calories of Facebook, someone close to me said with great seriousness: “I have 190 friends on Facebook.” Then I replied: “Yes, but hardly one of them will pick up your coffin the day you leave here.” Why not use the time for some fewer and real friends in the real world.
Cinderella is proof that a new pair of shoes can change your life.
Never underestimate the power of a good outfit on a bad day.
Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you like what you do, you will succeed.
You are only as happy as your least happy child-
You start by saving up 100 million kroner and take it from there.
There’s one thing worse than being boring. It is to be immoral
Don’t criticize what you don’t understand, son. You never walked in that man’s shoes.
The early bird catches the worm
I predict that by end of the 20th century, Americans will enjoy 13 weeks of vacation and a 4 day work week.
We never played hide and seek when we were children. No one ever bothered to look for us.
I’m not where I want to be, but I’m proud I’m not where I used to be.
Those who have never made a mistake have never tried anything new.
If you’re a giver, remember to learn your limits. Because the takers don’t have any.
Today you can just show bare ass for ten seconds on TV, then you are world famous in Denmark. 25 years ago, it required much more starquality.