Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language.
When I was a child, ladies and gentlemen, I was a dreamer. I read comic books and I was the hero of the comic book. I saw movies and I was the hero in the movie. So every dream I ever dreamed has come true a hundred times…I learned very early in life that: ‘Without a song, the day would never end; without a song, a man ain’t got a friend; without a song, the road would never bend – without a song.’ So I keep singing a song. Goodnight. Thank you.
If you fail in your preparation, you might as well prepare to fail.
My legacy is that I stayed the course… from start to finish because I believed in something inside of me.
Now they just have to stop coming up with all sorts of weird ideas. You do not know what the next thing they think we should do is. Whether we’re going to run through fire or something. I sat and thought a bit about an idea one could give to them. Maybe the day after tomorrow or in a few days, they will do a stage where we do not know when there are goals. They say it is between 1 cm. and 300 km. and then all of a sudden it’s some man with a flag – maybe a dwarf. And then the stage is over.
I will not promise to make history. But nothing is impossible.
I desire nothing, but I want everything.
Life is too short to wear boring clothes.
I have a small walk-in closet, and it can easily turn into a recycling museum, so I’ve also learned to sort out. When you are as old as I am, it is very important not to get sloppy and wear boring clothes.
And what happens when you go away? When life’s shirt gets too short? Where is the common thread? You have to become something!
The Laudrup brothers have the same characteristics as the Heick family. They create a network of journalists around them – a slew of after-talkers who market them as mother-in-law’s dream.
You should always take women so beautiful that you can get rid of them again.
It’s worth remembering that it is often the small steps, not the giant leaps, that bring about the most lasting change.
If you worried about falling off the bike, you’d never get on.
A football player will not do well if he can not run around Funen without breathing.
Til we meet again, may God bless you. Adios.
People ask if it is difficult to play while drunk. It’s not, as long as you make sure you are when you practice.
I have noticed a very, very talkative Silkeborg player. And all the talk about Silkeborg playing much better football this season than last, is perhaps justified. Instead of kicking the ball 40 yards up the field like they did last season, they kick it just 35 yards forward this season.
Style is a way to say who you are without having to speak.
If the heroes run and hide, who will stay and fight?
Sometimes it’s strange being me. I travel the world meeting people, I’m surrounded with friends and my life is full, but all the time I am confronted by a young man I have nothing in common with. He is me, but he is not me now. In fact I have been me now for longer than I was him, but no one wants to know about me.
Trust me, setting things up right from the beginning will avoid a ton of tears and heartache.
It’s okay to be a little fucked up in the head. We all are. It’s only when you’re fucked up in the heart that makes you a piece of shit.
I am completely overwhelmed. It’s a good thing you don’t turn 100 every day. Even though I don’t have that much energy anymore, I still want to take a few more years.
When I die, I want to go to sleep peacefully like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror, like the passengers in his car.