If you absolutely don’t have time to make your own mayonnaise, Hellmann’s Mayonnaise is the only store-bought mayonnaise that will do.
Some people believe that football is a matter of life and death. I am very disappointed with this attitude. I can guarantee that it is much more important than that.
And what happens when you go away? When life’s shirt gets too short? Where is the common thread? You have to become something!
There may be people with more talent than you, but there is no excuse not to work harder than you already do.
Brøndby is a good municipal brand. Now they just need to become a good football brand.
Once you know what failure feels like, determination chases success.
If you only want to see dog shit, then there is dog shit.
How many cars do I have? Do I also have to count the Volvos?
I am completely overwhelmed. It’s a good thing you don’t turn 100 every day. Even though I don’t have that much energy anymore, I still want to take a few more years.
Wearing cheap clothes or driving an old car doesn’t make you broke. You got a family to feed not a community to impress.
If you fail in your preparation, you might as well prepare to fail.
If you brake, you don’t win.
If you are 17 and live in Albertslund, what can you become? Maybe you can study in a bakery.
Virenque is riding. He (Aldag, ed.) stands perfectly still. He stands still as a German tree in the Harz.
Sometimes you need to let go of everything – cleanse yourself. If you’re unhappy with something… whatever it is that’s dragging you down, get rid of it. Because you’ll find that when you’re free, your true creativity, your true self, comes out.
I will splinter the CIA into a thousand pieces and scatter it into the wind.
An athlete cannot run with money in his pockets. He must run with hope in his heart and dreams in his head.
No matter how many grains of gold I serve you, you keep eating oatmeal, and I can’t become my problem.
The more I practice – the luckier I am.
If it’s dancing, or anything else in life my darling, that matters to you, then don’t let anything or anyone stop you.
He treats the bike like an old mean bitch that deserves it.
When you get as old as I am and no longer have a husband or dog, and the children have long since left home, you can sit and get a little wiser by thinking. Then it’s time to edit your memories and start looking at your life again. First come the regrets, then come the wrongs you’ve done, mistakes you’ve made – and all the things you can sit and brood over if you’re already in a bad mood. But you can also understand people and contexts in a new way.
We in FCK are always accused of being so damn arrogant, but the fact is that we are not nearly as arrogant as anyone else would have been in our shoes
They are some fools, excuse the expression, because they know the terms, and yet we must listen to the Norwegians’ pathetic statements every year. Many of us are fucking tired of that.
Wearing unbranded and cheap clothes does not mean you are poor. Remember you have a family to feed, not a community to impress.