Every strike brings me closer to the next home run.
If a man says you’re ugly, he’s just mean. If a woman says you’re ugly, she’s just jealous. If a kid says you’re ugly, you’re ugly.
I don’t trust anyone who’s nice to me but rude to the waiter. Because they would treat me the same way if I were in that position.
Bad publicity is better than no publicity at all
When my parents went to Knoxville for work, I stayed with my dad’s mom. She was strict – the type to stiffen up and iron dresses. I had to sit more than I played. Oh, I was miserable. I liked being out with the animals. I entered the house with my hair pulled out, the ribbon off my dress, dirty as heck. I always got spanked.
I’m attracted to myths.
As long as I breathe, I attack.
It was nice you came, but it’s even nicer that you go
If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need.
When I was a child, ladies and gentlemen, I was a dreamer. I read comic books and I was the hero of the comic book. I saw movies and I was the hero in the movie. So every dream I ever dreamed has come true a hundred times…I learned very early in life that: ‘Without a song, the day would never end; without a song, a man ain’t got a friend; without a song, the road would never bend – without a song.’ So I keep singing a song. Goodnight. Thank you.
I had to go through so horribly much before I found out to skip where the fence is lowest.
You start by saving up 100 million kroner and take it from there.
If everything seems under control, you’re just not going fast enough.
My husband has quite simply been my strength and stay all these years, and I owe him a debt greater than he would ever claim.
Sportsmanship for me is when a player leaves the field and you can’t tell if the player has won or lost. When the player exudes pride regardless of the result.
I won! I won! I don’t have to go to school anymore.
My career always took me away from home, I was always away from home and I just wanted to be home.
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, itøs probably crap.
I may offend some people, but about 80% of people are idiots. At least when it comes to money.
It may be that you can not buy love for money – but you can buy something similar to confusion.
The Laudrup brothers have the same characteristics as the Heick family. They create a network of journalists around them – a slew of after-talkers who market them as mother-in-law’s dream.
If one is not happy with oneself, then why should others be?
Now the gossip must stop. Now I’m tired of getting sucked into your columns. Then you must sue me if you dare.
Haters are a good problem to have. Nobody hates the good ones. They hate the great ones.
I start a fire and every time I exercise, I add more fuel. At just the right moment, I strike the match.