I thought I was stone rich, so I poured money out with both hands – and now I owe right and left.
It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize that there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.
Wearing cheap clothes or driving an old car doesn’t make you broke. You got a family to feed not a community to impress.
I don’t hate myself anymore. I used to hate my work, hate the sexy image, hate the pictures of me on stage, hate the big vulgar person. On stage, I act the whole time I’m there. As soon as I come out of those songs, I’m Tina again.
A true master stands up when he cannot.
An athlete cannot run with money in his pockets. He must run with hope in his heart and dreams in his head.
I desire nothing, but I want everything.
The most important thing is to try and inspire people so that they can be great in whatever they want to do.
If you’re a giver, remember to learn your limits. Because the takers don’t have any.
life is like a box of chocolates you never know what you’re gonna get.
My uncle always said: There are two kinds of music: country and western.
Haters are a good problem to have. Nobody hates the good ones. They hate the great ones.
I only earn 11 kroner per trip I sell, but it also becomes a part when I sell a million trips a year.
I ain’t no saint, but I’ve tried never to do anything that would hurt my family or offend God…I figure all any kid needs is hope and the feeling he or she belongs. If I could do or say anything that would give some kid that feeling, I would believe I had contributed something to the world.
Life isn’t perfect but your outfit can be.
People ask if it is difficult to play while drunk. It’s not, as long as you make sure you are when you practice.
A developed country is not a place where the poor have cars. This is where the rich use public transport.
At my age, you think about the afterlife. I’m mostly inclined to think there’s nothing there, but sometimes I can’t help but let my imagination run wild. My good friend Ulla Steen says she believes that all of us who like each other meet in the big angel bar where we are expected. I see myself arriving at the angel bar, and there’s my father, my husband and my son, and one of them says: “There’s Lise. Now we are four again for a l’hombre.
If you have to improvise, you have to be well prepared.
Satire is meant to ridicule power. If you are laughing at people who are hurting, it’s not satire, it’s bullying.
Over the years, those who have seemed to me to be the most happy, contented and fulfilled have always been the people who have lived the most outgoing and unselfish lives.
To be completely honest, I thought Viborg was a bit like Herning. However, it is something completely different with beautiful nature, large forests, and amazing lakes.
We may hold different points of view but it is in times of stress and difficulty that we most need to remember that we have much more in common than there is dividing us.
Remember, when you point a finger at someone there are three more pointing back at you.
Do you ever miss yourself? The person you were before you had your first heartbreak or before you got betrayed by a person you trusted? I do.