If you can’t outplay them, you have to outfight them.
You can beat 40 scholars with one fact, but you cannot beat one idiot with 40 facts.
If they want to be with sour and awkward people during their vacation, well, then they should probably choose another travel agency.
A good breakfast can save the day.
Vær anderledes, så skiller du dig altid ud.
For me, the life of Jesus Christ, the Prince of Peace, … is an inspiration and an anchor in my life.
I’ve never gotten over what they call stagefright. I go through it every show. I’m pretty concerned, I’m pretty much thinking about the show. I never get completely comfortable with it, and I don’t let the people around me get comfortable with it, in that I remind them that it’s a new crowd out there, it’s a new audience, and they haven’t seen us before. So it’s got to be like the first time we go on.
There is always a bigger fish.
Life is too short to wear boring clothes.
They are some fools, excuse the expression, because they know the terms, and yet we must listen to the Norwegians’ pathetic statements every year. Many of us are fucking tired of that.
There may be people with more talent than you, but there is no excuse not to work harder than you already do.
Well but, everything has an end, and an earthworm it has two.
Pain doesn’t tell you when you ought to stop. Pain is the little voice in your head that tries to hold you back because it knows if you continue you will change.
I don’t trust anyone who’s nice to me but rude to the waiter. Because they would treat me the same way if I were in that position.
I have no vices only desires.
There are many ways to motivate yourself to reach a higher level. Write about it, dream about it. But once you’ve done that – make it happen. Don’t settle for dreaming.
In this house, I’m not famous. Because the dog doesn’t care. And my children hopefully appreciate me more for our regular interaction and conversations,
Only women, children, and dogs are loved unconditionally. A man is only loved under the condition he provides something.
If you fail in your preparation, you might as well prepare to fail.
When you tear out a man’s tongue, you are not proving, him a liar: you’re only telling the world that you fear what he might say.
If you have to improvise, you have to be well prepared.
I want to tell people how to live spiritually. After you’ve bought all your houses and clothes, you want something bigger.
An amazing breathlessness arises because we fill our lives with emptiness and Facebook. In a discussion about the empty calories of Facebook, someone close to me said with great seriousness: “I have 190 friends on Facebook.” Then I replied: “Yes, but hardly one of them will pick up your coffin the day you leave here.” Why not use the time for some fewer and real friends in the real world.
You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.
If someone says it’s raining and another person says it’s dry, it’s not your job to quote them both. Your job is to look out the fucking window and find out which is true.