If you ever find yourself cringing at something you did in the past, it means you have grown as a person.
Sports are such a great teacher. I think of everything they’ve taught me: camaraderie, humility, how to resolve differences.
If you have to improvise, you have to be well prepared.
Sometimes it’s strange being me. I travel the world meeting people, I’m surrounded with friends and my life is full, but all the time I am confronted by a young man I have nothing in common with. He is me, but he is not me now. In fact I have been me now for longer than I was him, but no one wants to know about me.
Sometimes, the wrong train takes you to the right station.
The hardest thing about doing good business is avoiding doing the bad ones.
Many of the greatest talents are allowed to sloppy for training, and when I see the youth national team play, it strikes me that many of them are very focused on their hairstyles or Italian hair bands.
I have an agreement with Lilholt and Olsen that we always play a Dalton song when we’re out on a solo tour, as it costs 280 kroner in Koda tax. It’s not much, but for them it’s a lot.
If you can’t outplay them, you have to outfight them.
Today you can just show bare ass for ten seconds on TV, then you are world famous in Denmark. 25 years ago, it required much more starquality.
It’s not over until it’s over.
Some of life’s big questions: Where do we come from, where are we going and where do we put the empty bottles?
All warfare is based on deception.
Take from the poor and give to the rich – and the land will become richer. Take from the rich, and give to the poor – and the land will become poorer. The poor have it in them to scrape the money away.
The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing.
The most memorable moments in life are the ones you never planned.
I need ammunition, not a ride.
If you don’t heal what hurt you, you’ll bleed on people who didn’t cut you.
…the image is one thing and the human being is another…it’s very hard to live up to an image.
People ask if it is difficult to play while drunk. It’s not, as long as you make sure you are when you practice.
It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize that there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.
I’ve never given myself a lot of credit because of my relationship with Ike. I was just happy when I started to like myself – when I got divorced and took control of my life.
Smart people learn from everything and everyone, average people from their experiences, stupid people already have all the answers.
People think my life has been hard, but I think it’s been a wonderful journey. The older you get, the more you realize that it’s not about what happens, but how you deal with it.
If you only want to see dog shit, then there is dog shit.