Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired at the age of eighteen.
It is better to be one of those who sometimes go wrong than one of those who do not go at all.
I have a small walk-in closet, and it can easily turn into a recycling museum, so I’ve also learned to sort out. When you are as old as I am, it is very important not to get sloppy and wear boring clothes.
We did not underestimate them. They were just so much better than we expected.
I clearly remember the first time I had sex. I still have the receipt at home.
I am a bourgeois, but I am not a Left-woman. I was born a bourgeois, and I have always tried not to stand on a pedestal and say that I am a worker. That would be false talk. Nor during the many years when the red hirelings were around and held their noses at the thought of “Matador” and everything else I did. I’m not a peasant either. I was born a bourgeois, but that is why I can criticise the bourgeoisie and their shabby schemes, which I can easily see through.
If everything seems under control, you’re just not going fast enough.
No matter how many grains of gold I serve you, you keep eating oatmeal, and I can’t become my problem.
Is it cool to be Nicklas Bendtner right now? It’s always cool to be Nicklas Bendtner.
It’s okay to be a little fucked up in the head. We all are. It’s only when you’re fucked up in the heart that makes you a piece of shit.
And what happens when you go away? When life’s shirt gets too short? Where is the common thread? You have to become something!
The women’s struggle today is an individual struggle (…) You can’t demand equal pay if you also want to have a long maternity leave, stay at home when they are sick and be there primarily for the children.
Elegance is not about being noticed, it’s about being remembered.
I will splinter the CIA into a thousand pieces and scatter it into the wind.
I like Danish humour – I just wish you had more of it.
The superior man is modest in his speech, but exceeds in his actions .
The 4 day work week is inevitable within our time.
Sports are such a great teacher. I think of everything they’ve taught me: camaraderie, humility, how to resolve differences.
I hate all those weathermen who tell you that rain is bad weather. There’s no such thing as bad weather, just the wrong clothing, so get yourself a sexy raincoat and live a little.
You are only as happy as your least happy child-
You must never let your worst enemy get into your head.
You take your problems to a god, but what you really need is for the god to take you to your inner self.
Today you can just show bare ass for ten seconds on TV, then you are world famous in Denmark. 25 years ago, it required much more starquality.
It’s not about whether you get knocked down. It’s about whether you get back up again.
Sometimes it’s strange being me. I travel the world meeting people, I’m surrounded with friends and my life is full, but all the time I am confronted by a young man I have nothing in common with. He is me, but he is not me now. In fact I have been me now for longer than I was him, but no one wants to know about me.