People think my life has been hard, but I think it’s been a wonderful journey. The older you get, the more you realize that it’s not about what happens, but how you deal with it.
Whoever said “it’s not just about winning” probably said it after losing.
I would like to play for an Italian club, such as Barcelona.
I usually teasingly say that FCK is a superstructure, while Brøndby is a merger, a municipal entrepreneurial project that led to professional conditions.
We never played hide and seek when we were children. No one ever bothered to look for us.
It was nice you came, but it’s even nicer that you go
I need ammunition, not a ride.
It is not the mountain we conquer, but ourselves.
…the image is one thing and the human being is another…it’s very hard to live up to an image.
Some of life’s big questions: Where do we come from, where are we going and where do we put the empty bottles?
Compare yourself to who you were yesterday, not to who someone else is today.
You won’t get anything unless you have the vision to imagine it.
Never listen to girls on how to get girls. If you’re trying to catch fish you don’t ask another fish. You ask the Fisherman.
I hate all those weathermen who tell you that rain is bad weather. There’s no such thing as bad weather, just the wrong clothing, so get yourself a sexy raincoat and live a little.
They are some fools, excuse the expression, because they know the terms, and yet we must listen to the Norwegians’ pathetic statements every year. Many of us are fucking tired of that.
When peace comes, remember it will be for us, the children of today, to make the world of tomorrow a better and happier place.
If one is silent for too long, then the tongue withers
In the band, we only drink three drinks a day: two golden beers and a bottle of port.
My biggest beauty secret is to be happy with myself. I don’t use special creams or treatments – I use a little bit of everything. It’s a mistake to think you are what you put on yourself. I think a lot of how you look has to do with how you feel about yourself and your life. Happiness is the secret of beauty.
When my parents went to Knoxville for work, I stayed with my dad’s mom. She was strict – the type to stiffen up and iron dresses. I had to sit more than I played. Oh, I was miserable. I liked being out with the animals. I entered the house with my hair pulled out, the ribbon off my dress, dirty as heck. I always got spanked.
You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.
It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize that there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.
Smart people learn from everything and everyone, average people from their experiences, stupid people already have all the answers.
I am a bourgeois, but I am not a Left-woman. I was born a bourgeois, and I have always tried not to stand on a pedestal and say that I am a worker. That would be false talk. Nor during the many years when the red hirelings were around and held their noses at the thought of “Matador” and everything else I did. I’m not a peasant either. I was born a bourgeois, but that is why I can criticise the bourgeoisie and their shabby schemes, which I can easily see through.
The pill is one of the biggest advances I’ve seen.