I’m not wise, but the beginnings of wisdom are there; it’s like relaxing into – and accepting – things.
To me, clothing is a form of self-expression – there are hints about who you are in what you wear.
The longer I stay at home, the more homeless I look.
I can’t give you the formula for success, but I can give you the formula for failure: Try to please everybody.
I wish I was a cow eating grass in a field. No rent. No job. No college. Just moo.
Now they just have to stop coming up with all sorts of weird ideas. You do not know what the next thing they think we should do is. Whether we’re going to run through fire or something. I sat and thought a bit about an idea one could give to them. Maybe the day after tomorrow or in a few days, they will do a stage where we do not know when there are goals. They say it is between 1 cm. and 300 km. and then all of a sudden it’s some man with a flag – maybe a dwarf. And then the stage is over.
Whoever said “Out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear in their bedroom.
If you absolutely don’t have time to make your own mayonnaise, Hellmann’s Mayonnaise is the only store-bought mayonnaise that will do.
If you fail in your preparation, you might as well prepare to fail.
Why fall in love, when you can fall asleep
If you live for weekends or vacations, your shit is broken.
When I die, I want to go to sleep peacefully like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror, like the passengers in his car.
It’s different from being 21 and you think there’s endless amount of opportunities. At 33, the ending is much, much closer.
Instead of buying your children all the things you never had, you should teach them all the things you were never taught. Material wears out but knowledge stays.
If you ever find yourself cringing at something you did in the past, it means you have grown as a person.
One man can be crucial to a team, but one man cannot make a whole team.
Hard work is more important than talent when talent does not want to work hard.
I am completely overwhelmed. It’s a good thing you don’t turn 100 every day. Even though I don’t have that much energy anymore, I still want to take a few more years.
Don’t let what you can’t do get in the way of what you can.
My biggest beauty secret is to be happy with myself. I don’t use special creams or treatments – I use a little bit of everything. It’s a mistake to think you are what you put on yourself. I think a lot of how you look has to do with how you feel about yourself and your life. Happiness is the secret of beauty.
Money is not everything, only about 87.5 percent
I’m attracted to myths.
I start a fire and every time I exercise, I add more fuel. At just the right moment, I strike the match.
The Laudrup brothers have the same characteristics as the Heick family. They create a network of journalists around them – a slew of after-talkers who market them as mother-in-law’s dream.
I am a trained teacher. But apparently not good at pedagogy