I need ammunition, not a ride.
Why do you see the splinter in your brother’s eye but don’t notice the beam in your own eye?
If you train hard, you not only become hard yourself, you also become hard to overcome.
I’m not wise, but the beginnings of wisdom are there; it’s like relaxing into – and accepting – things.
Cyclists live with pain. If you can’t handle it you will win nothing.
I want to tell people how to live spiritually. After you’ve bought all your houses and clothes, you want something bigger.
With great powers comes great responsibilities.
It’s – sorry my French – some damn nonsense. There are certainly also pig farmers and cattle farmers who go in clean boots and clothes. You will probably find most of them, so that is why it is nonsense.
The hardest thing about doing good business is avoiding doing the bad ones.
A good breakfast can save the day.
If you’re afraid to fail, then you’re probably going to fail.
People walk differently in high heels. Your body sways to a different kind of tempo.
I like Danish humour – I just wish you had more of it.
Those who have never made a mistake have never tried anything new.
Even when your life seems most monotonous, what you do is always of real value — and importance to your fellow men.
It’s worth remembering that it is often the small steps, not the giant leaps, that bring about the most lasting change.
I will splinter the CIA into a thousand pieces and scatter it into the wind.
If you only want to see dog shit, then there is dog shit.
We in FCK are always accused of being so damn arrogant, but the fact is that we are not nearly as arrogant as anyone else would have been in our shoes
Now they just have to stop coming up with all sorts of weird ideas. You do not know what the next thing they think we should do is. Whether we’re going to run through fire or something. I sat and thought a bit about an idea one could give to them. Maybe the day after tomorrow or in a few days, they will do a stage where we do not know when there are goals. They say it is between 1 cm. and 300 km. and then all of a sudden it’s some man with a flag – maybe a dwarf. And then the stage is over.
We did not underestimate them. They were just so much better than we expected.
Accepting your nose is the first step to self-love.
My old, wise father once said: Freedom of speech is a right to write and speak, not a duty! But of course: Freedom of speech is by its nature unlimited, and it applies to everyone, even the stupid and provocative.
Sören Åkeby gets standing ovations when he says at a press conference that AGF will be Danish champions in three years, and there is not a single one who asks if he is raving insane.
The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.