The longer I stay at home, the more homeless I look.
I have never made a prediction, nor will I ever do so.
With great powers comes great responsibilities.
Grief is the price we pay for love.
If you worried about falling off the bike, you’d never get on.
Lotto is a tax for stupid people. An extra tax.
Sports are such a great teacher. I think of everything they’ve taught me: camaraderie, humility, how to resolve differences.
There are some who claim that football is a matter of life and death. It’s an attitude that disappoints me. I can assure you that football is much more than that!
They say it’s the white man I should fear, but it’s my own kind doing all the killing here.
I don’t dress up for boys. I dress up to stare at my reflection as I walk by store windows.
It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men.
You may have had fun at the time teasing, but in fact it wasn’t much fun to be teased. But I thank you, somewhere, for having done it, because it made me take up something that I love to this day – and that no one, then or now, can take me away from.
Don’t buy upgrades, ride up grades.
Ike’s problem was that he was a musician who always wanted to be a star; and he was a star, locally, but never internationally… so he changed his name to Ike and changed my name to Tina, because if I ran away, Tina was his name. It was patented, as they say.
You start by saving up 100 million kroner and take it from there.
I hate all those weathermen who tell you that rain is bad weather. There’s no such thing as bad weather, just the wrong clothing, so get yourself a sexy raincoat and live a little.
I have self-doubt. I have insecurity. I have fear of failure. I have nights when I show up at the arena and I’m like, ‘My back hurts, my feet hurt, my knees hurt. I don’t have it. I just want to chill.’ We all have self-doubt. You don’t deny it, but you also don’t capitulate to it. You embrace it.
You must never let your worst enemy get into your head.
In this house, I’m not famous. Because the dog doesn’t care. And my children hopefully appreciate me more for our regular interaction and conversations,
Shut up legs
How many cars do I have? Do I also have to count the Volvos?
You can beat 40 scholars with one fact, but you cannot beat one idiot with 40 facts.
Man, I was tame compared to what they do now. Are you kidding? I didn’t do anything but just jiggle.
I have no vices only desires.
People think my life has been hard, but I think it’s been a wonderful journey. The older you get, the more you realize that it’s not about what happens, but how you deal with it.